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ost_uid0]I would mention the Kipper of Thwapping, but it was starting to smell so I had to throw it away.
Ah well. Maybe someday I'll get a proper computer that doesn't slow to a crawl if I try to have more than two things open at once (it only has an Intel Celery processor - so called because it has exactly the same processing power as the vegtable of the same name).[/color
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