STAR WARS
EPISODE II.V
WE REALLY COCKED IT UP
In a desperate ploy not to have to include lots of dialogue to cover the fiendish amount of time required to be covered in Episode III, GEORGE LUCASWALKER has had to make a film in between so that the whole series isn't completely out of kilter.
Meanwhile, he must eliminate the inconsistencies - where does COUNT DOOKU go? when will GRAND MOFF TARKIN reappear, and most importantly - who will replace the great ALEC-WAN GUINESS-KENOBI??
While he has been writing this, aboard his aeroplane the TANTRIC IV BLOCKADE RUNNER, angry fans, led by the dreaded DARTH DAVEDAR pursue in a highly advance uber-'plane called AN IMPERIAL STAR DESTROYER...............
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