[Chancellor Valium]

Announcer: All rise for Zeke the First!
Choirs: [Opening of Zadok the Priest]
nothing happens. Organ dies. Choir falter to a stop

People: Mumble, mumble, what's happening he should be here!
Chancellor Valium: Er, your majesty? When are you going in? You're meant to have been crowned, erm *checks watch* 3 minutes ago!
Zeke: Soon...
Kira: Zeke.....
SEVERAL BEATINGS WITH THE HAMMER OF SMITING LATER...
Announcer: All rise for Zeke the about to be the First!
Choir: [Zadok the Priest]
*LATER IN THE CEREMONY*
Kira: And you, Bishops of the Three Series - do you accept this man to be King?
IJD GAF: In the name of The Original Series, I do.
Marc Richard: In the Name of the Next Generation, I do.
Derek Dean: In the name of Deep Space Nine, I do.
Kira: And you, the people, do you know just cause or impediment why he may not be King? Then forever hold your peace!
Chancellor Valium: HOLD IT! *I'M* the Chancellor here! AND Archbishop of Fiverbury (if self-appointed). *I'll* do the crowning, IF you don't mind.
Kira: Actually, yes I do mind.
Chancellor Valium: Tough. Ahem. *Takes crown from red fluffy cushion* Then , in the name of the three Series, I crown the King of the United Fiverdom!
[the Arrival of the Queen of Sheba is played as Zeke leaves the Cathedral in ermine, crown, and holding sceptre and orb...]

I couldnt resist this - and my part is sheer self-indulgence, oh and that I personally am not too keen on women priests....especially a women Archbishop of Fiverbury...hope you like it!