"The earliest member of the 5 Minute Forums,"
"Yes!"
"On phpBB"
"Yes!"
"Is"
"Yes!"
"Is"
"You're not going to like it...."
"Doesn't matter! We must know who!"
"The earliest member of the 5 Minute Forums,"
"Yes!"
"On phpBB"
"Yes!"
"Is"
"Yes!"
"Is"
"Yes!"
"Sa'ar Chasm!"
"Sa'ar Chasm? Sa'ar Chasm?! Is that all you've got to say after seven and a half million seconds?"
"I researched it quite thoroughly."
"We're going to get lynched."
Anyhoo, two people on the first page have only posted once: 4-GOM and 123 - and one hasn't ever - "Sheep". This is what my research has found.
