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Top Ten 'Top Ten List' Subjects Trek Characters would Suggest
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10. Sisko: Top Ten reasons hair is bad.
9. Troi: Top Ten ways to state the obvious.
8. Data: Top Ten alternate titles for Top Ten.
7. Janeway: Top Ten ways to simultaneously make coffee and blow Voyager up.
6. Uhura: Top Ten possible last names for Uhura.
5. Doctor: Top Ten ways holograms are superior to everyone else.
4. Archer: Top Ten ways to get beaten up while still attempting to seem manly.
3. Quark: Top Ten reasons females should be naked.
2. Riker: Top Ten reasons females should be naked.
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1. Phlox: Top Ten creepy things Phlox can do with his face.
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