*twitch* Stealth puns always hurt more 'cause you don't see them coming.
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Blueberry: We need your help. You are our last, best hope for peace.
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They're even worse when you should have seen them coming.
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Zeke: Oh come on. Any good Classic Trek fan should be able to mimic any Vulcan procedure.
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Derek: It's called residual self-image -- A dress? Just whose residual self-image is this?
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ROFL!
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Zeke: I wish I had a Hammer of Smiting.
(POOF!)
Zeke: Finally.
(THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!)
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And the world trembled in fear as revenge was smoten. Or something that makes more grammatical sense.
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IJD: GAK!
Kira: Heh. IJD GAK.
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Marc: Okay, crew, here's the plan. We fly up to the Borg ship, destroy its defenses, and beam out Zeke, Kira, and IJD. Everybody got it?
(Silence)
Marc: We really need some more crew.
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It's so hard to find good help these days.
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Marc: Oof! That's going to leave a mark. Leave him alone on the bridge, in fact.
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Good stuff, Five...I mean Derek. Can't wait for the conclusion. Will Five Minute Voyager get home? Will we be subjected to more painful puns? Will you all be denounced for Mary-Sues? I'm on the edge of my seat here.
I really need to get that backrest fixed.