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Old 03-04-2005, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeke
I got it right away, but I had heard a variation before. Teacher tells a student to use "miniature" in a sentence. Student answers, "The miniature asleep, you begin to snore."
I've heard a lot of those jokes. They were a staple of the Boy's Life magazine I subscribed to when I was in Cub Scouts. One of the ones I still remember is:
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Teacher: Please use "defense", "detail", and "defeat" in a setence.
Boy: Yes, ma'am. "Defeat of the horse went over defense before detail."
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