[Marc]

Bareil: Hey, Kira. Would you like to see something with an hourglass figure?
Kira: Uh, this isn't a monastery of ill repute, is it?
Bareil: Only when Vedek Winn's here.

Touché.

Zef'No: Why won't you let my vessel leave?
Li: Sorry, we're just following the standard procedure for our Ruse to Covertly Search Ships policy.
Zef'No: WHAT?
Li: Er, whoops. Sorry, it's my first day. Just ignore that last part.

Ah, yes...the Hero of the Resistance once again shows his mettle.

Sisko: Thanks, Quark! Wait, why are you being so helpful?
Quark: The way I figure, when she learns I helped save her, she'll give me an earful of oo-mox!
Sisko: She'll give you an earful alright.

lol...great comeback!