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Jem'Hadar Man: I hate you, Klingon Man.
Worf: Then why is it whenever we have fight, I win?
Jem'Hadar Man: I guess I'm just a degraded man.
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Had to look that one up, but Heh.
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Jem'Hadar: Fighting you is one of the most hellish things I've done.
Worf: Don't take this as a dis, but you fight like you're underwater.
Jem'Hadar: Styx and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Worf: Good grief, are you twelve?
Jem'Hadar: Ha! I wish!
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There's a joke here, but I'm not sure I'm getting the whole thing.
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Worf: Good thing you beamed me out when you did. I couldn't take much more of that cartoon violence.
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Duck season!
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Sulu: What a wonderful planet on which to have shore leave. Planet, I hereby name thee "Shore Leave Planet".
McCoy: You and every other fan. Seems to me more like a scene from "Alice in Wonderland."
White Rabbit: Follow the white rabbit who?
McCoy: Crap. Was that merely a poorly placed comedic cameo?
Alice: No.
McCoy: Crap crap.
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McCoy: You know what else would be funny to be mauled by right now? A medieval knight.
Knight: Ni! Ni! Ni!
McCoy: GAK!
Kirk: Oh no, Bones! You're --
McCoy: I'm dead, Jim!
Kirk: Yeah, that.
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:mrgreen: :lol:
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Spock: (sigh) I find myself on a planet with dummies far too often.
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Heh.
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Marc: Whoa, how'd you know to fire ice missiles at them like that?
Kira: Just call me Kira Aran.
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TO BE CONTINUED
Next time on Cliffhangers...
All Alien Nazis, all the time!
Alien Nazi 741: JAWOHL!
Alien Nazi 742: ACHTUNG!
IJD: This has lost some of its shock value.
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Heheh.