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Martok: I've got the whole musical on DVD if you'd like to borrow it. It's the R'awdjers and Ha'marrs'tok version.
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:snerk:
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Alexander: I call my bat'leth "Pokey".
Worf: That will not do. How about "Poh'ki"?
Alexander: That works.
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Heheh.
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Martok: What the hell?
Alexander: I'm practicing.
Martok: Practicing what, ballet?
Alexander: And fighting. Killing two birds with one stone, really.
Martok: Alexander, your father told me to kick you off the ship. But had he not, I still would have after viewing this shocking display.
Alexander: Wanna see my rendition of "Targ Lake"?
Martok: No.
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Getting something about "vast tracts of land" here.
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Alexander: You broke the fourth wall again! Won't people catch onto that sort of gimmick?
Worf: Not likely. Watch this.
(Nobody catches on at Ludicrous Speed)
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Lemmings, heh.
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Delenn: How's Upsilon Squadron taking their demotion?
Sheridan: They're radiating unhappiness, but they're hoping to be back up to Omicron by next week.
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Hee.
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And the number one most feared cliffhanger of a DS9 crewman....
1. O'Brien: He wakes up in a life that is fun and in which all the people he meets are kind and don't want to torture him
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Wouldn't do at all, would it?
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What is this? It's not even a joke! It's abbreviation without absurdination. Why yes, I *have* been waiting to use that line.
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And a good one it was.
Good stuff all around.