07-01-2005, 06:41 PM
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Noodles And Hot Tofu! MMM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: St Louis, MO, USA, . . .
Posts: 2,999
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Sisko: Greetings, Gowron. Wanna resume our previous treaty so we can share ships, resources, and tactics to overthrow the Dominion?
Gowron: Ha! Do you think I can be bought so easily?
Sisko: I'll throw in a cookie.
Gowron: Sold!
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:mrgreen:
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Jem'Hadar: Where's Garak?
Bashir: He's not in the wall compartment!
Jem'Hadar: Oh, he's in the wall compartment, is he?
Bashir: Look, would I fill the compartment with gas if my friend Garak were in there?
Jem'Hadar: You might, Doctor, you might...
Bashir: Well, would I throw a lit match in there if my friend Garak was in there?
(FOOM!)
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:lol: I'm pretty sure this is a reference to something, a Bugs Bunny cartoon I think...
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McCoy: For the love of Pie, Jim, it was a frickin' rabbit.
Kirk: I'm afraid I'll have to treat you as a hostile witness now.
Barrows: I wish I were a princess!
McCoy: That's a funny thing to be saying right now.
Barrows: Look, look! A princess dress!
McCoy: That's a funny thing to be finding right now.
Rodriguez: (over the comm) Help! Help, Doctor! We're being mauled by a tiger!
McCoy: That's a funny thing to be mauled by right now.
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Kira: I thought you said we were going somewhere original!
Derek: It's hard to get more original than the original.
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True enough. 
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Zeke: So would you say that you're a Marced man, Marc?
Marc: Please stop.
Kira: I give that response low Marcs.
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