07-06-2005, 08:12 PM
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Noodles And Hot Tofu! MMM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: St Louis, MO, USA, . . .
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Lex: Where's the body, dad?
Lionel: You must be new to these types of stories. Since I'm more powerful, I make the body disappear first and then hold it over you as ransom.
Lex: Curse my sudden and unexplained attraction to Lana!
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Mask: You also found my glowy, kryptonite eyes!
Clark: I don't get why they glow.
Mask: Just shaddup and die.
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Heeheehee.
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Janeway: I think I may finally have a solution to our problem, Chakotay.
Chakotay: What was wrong with mine?
Janeway: We've been over this. There's no such thing as vampire ninjas.
Chakotay: You're thinking of my plan to get Hanson back together. I'm talking about the one with the nuclear missile made of parmesan.
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Sernaix Fleet: Hello. We're here to utterly annihilate you.
Starbase 21: No worries. I've got starships defending me. Right, starships?
The Debris Formerly Known as Starships: Umm....
Starbase 21: Oh. Well then.
Janeway: Ah, Kes. You haven't changed a bit.
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