07-09-2005, 05:33 PM
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Noodles And Hot Tofu! MMM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: St Louis, MO, USA, . . .
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Doctor: And start putting "u"s in things!
Jack: Yes, Doctour.
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:twisted:
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Dalek #1: COMMENCE TELLING US WHAT THE DOCTOR IS THINKING.
Rose: Well, mostly he thinks about this crazy web site where all these nerds write five-minute parodies of stuff.
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Ooh, so flattering to hear...  ops:
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Doctor: Psst, Daleks can't kneel.
Emperor Dalek: WOBBLE, THEN. ALL DALEKS SHALL WOBBLE BEFORE ME! BWAHAHAH!
Doctor: Wow, megalomania, delusions of deity, and motiveless destruction. All that's missing is a goatee of evil.
Emperor Dalek: IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY FACIAL HAIR IS WISPY!
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Jack: All right, cannon fodder! Who's ready to die a gruesome death buying a few extra seconds for the Doctor to fiddle with gadgets upstairs while waffling through his ethical dilemmas?
(crickets chirp)
Programmer: You're new at this hero thing, aren't you?
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:mrgreen:
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Dalek: YOU CAN HAVE CAKE OR DEATH.
Jack: Cake please.
Dalek: SORRY, WE'RE OUT OF CAKE. EXTERMINATE!
Jack: Nuts. GAK!
Dalek: WE'RE ALSO OUT OF NUTS.
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Bwahaha :lol:
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