Opium's joke was Outrageous. When I last talked to her she said "I've just begun work on a new joke that's stronger than other's. Believe me, when you hear it you'll be lucky if you aren't in hysterics."
To that I said "Well, Don't let me be the last to know what it is!"
And she replied "Oh, I can't tell you! If you were to find out it wouldnt' be able to drive you crazy."
I said "Sometimes I wonder if you're just trying to provoke me to do somethin'. This need to find out what your joke is is almost toxic! I'll be a slave 4 u if you tell me!"
Then she said "Everytime you try and get me to tell you it only makes me wait longer! It's my prerogative if I don't want to tell you! Don't worry though, you'll find out someday"
So Opium, we're all anticipating this joke. C'mon, why don't you tell us what it is?
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