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Mal: She's Inara. Brightens the place up, don't she? Pity she's a wh--
Inara: HEY! How dare you give him a completely accurate description of the work I'm supposedly not ashamed of? Jerk! (storms off)
Kaylee: And don't you go callin' me a mechanic, neither!

Heh.

Mal: Pie? Wow, that is scary! Also, I think she's psychic.
Jayne: Yeah! Like, the other day I heard her voice gettin' louder an' louder, an' I thought "Gee, she's gonna come through that door," an' then she did! It was like she read my mind!
Kaylee: See? Terrifying!

That is kinda freaky.

Book: River, why are you lying on the coffin?
River: I'm waiting for the dead guy to rise from the grave.
Jayne: Why? He ain't a vampire or nothin'.
River: No, not today...
Jayne: You're crazy.
River: Well, duh.

Heh. Nice reference. I liked the Illyria mention also.