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ost_uid0]Jake, fresh from his orb experience, propped up his typewriter between his knees and began to type. He knew he had to work fast, because the situation around him was rapidly dissolving into chaos-dissolved-in-hydrochloric acid. While most of the characters were having a raving party to the sounds of the Velvet Underground, 17 was chasing Opium around with a pointy stick for marrying her off to Quark Snyder.
Jake put a bun between his teeth and chewed. How should he start? Ah, yes, the classic.
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ost_uid0]It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, an attorney appeared on the horizon....[/i
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