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ost_uid0]No, the only inherently Zen way to travel is by motorcycle.[/quote

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I didn't know motocycle engines went "Ommmmm"
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ost_uid0]What do you do about the bugs in your teeth?[/quote

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Floss, or chew.[/color

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