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ost_uid0]Jake sighed. Everytime he got a story under control, it always seemed to take a life of it's own and start running away as if the Legions of Death were on it's tail (metaphorically speaking, that is).
"Why does this [i
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ost_uid0] happen to me?" he howled, as a bright flash enveloped them for no reason other than someone other than Jake wanted it to happen.[/color
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