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ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Gave him the Shawinigan handshake. Â His wife bashed an intruder over the head with an Inuit stone carving, too. Â Saves us millions in security.[/quote
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Security? What security? It's a good thing there wasn't any botulinum or anything in that pie he got hit with.
Ah, Aline. If she learned how to box, ol' Jean ineffectual Mountie guard could pursue an arts career or something.
Though I thought she just shut the door on the intruder dude...
Although, they say the only assailant you can't protect a politician from is the lone gunman. Or pieman, such as it were.
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