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[color=#000000ost_uid0]"The Nagus" was great.

[quoteost_uid0]Quark: Zek, help me! Someone wants my head!
Zek: If he gets it, then you'll be dead.
Quark: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Zek: Anybody want a -- GAK![/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Krax: Zek? But you died! I saw you!
Zek: I know, that's what's so funny! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
Krax: Inconceivable![/quoteost_uid0]

The best part of "Tribunal":

[quoteost_uid0]Evek: Evek to runabout: we are detecting Chief O'Brien on board. Please beam him over so he can be needlessly brutalized.
O'Brien: (muttering) I knew it.[/quoteost_uid0]

And "The Muse":
[quoteost_uid0]Just scrawl down any old rubbish that comes to mind.
Jake: It's like writing a fiver.[/quoteost_uid0]
[quoteost_uid0]Bashir: The vessels in his brain are breaking down.
Sisko: Small words, Doctor.
Bashir: Jake has an owie in his head.[/quoteost_uid0]


[quoteost_uid0]The whole thing gets Odo so shaken up he marries Lwaxana. (Well, how else do you explain it?)[/quoteost_uid0]
How else, indeed? (Edit) Oh, and I only just now noticed the pun in the first sentence of that description. Heheh.[/colorost_uid0]