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05-13-2004, 04:05 AM
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 ost_uid0]New [i ost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] fiver! Here's Five-Minute "E²." It's part of something bigger, but I don't have time to explain now -- come back tomorrow for the story.[/colorost_uid0]
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05-13-2004, 04:34 AM
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ost_uid0]Awesome Fiver![/colorost_uid0]
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05-13-2004, 07:19 AM
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ost_uid0]Classic case of me reading the fiver before i've seen the episode! Still very funny :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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05-13-2004, 11:15 AM
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ost_uid0]I literally laughed out loud.  I was expecting some "First Contact" stuff in there, but it doesn't matter. The fiver was great. The mobiüs strip was hilarious. The DBZ reference was a bit unexpected, but funny nonetheless.[/colorost_uid0]
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05-13-2004, 11:39 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]T'Pol: Far better, it is worth noting, than Mr. Mayweather's idea to tie the two Enterprises in a Möbius strip would have.Mayweather: They could only have fired on one side![/quote ost_uid0]Heh. Great fiver, Zeke.[/color ost_uid0]
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05-13-2004, 01:27 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Mayweather: Sir? According to the position of the stars, we're 70 000 years from where we started.Archer: WHAT? Mayweather: Just messin' with ya. It's actually 117 years. Archer: WHAT? Mayweather: Oh, I guess that's still bad. ... Tucker: So, was I a good father? Lorian: You died of pecan poisoning when I was 14. ... Lorian: Enterprise won't make it to Degra now, so we'll go instead. To do that, we'll have to attack them and steal part of their warp core. Karyn: Wouldn't that be wrong? Lorian: No, it's payback for the time they did it themselves. Karyn: Oh, to those aliens from two episodes ago? Lorian: To us 117 years ago. I love cause and effect. ... T'Pol: Far better, it is worth noting, than Mr. Mayweather's idea to tie the two Enterprises in a Möbius strip would have. Mayweather: They could only have fired on one side![/quote ost_uid0]:lol: And nice blurb too.  [/colorost_uid0]
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05-13-2004, 07:26 PM
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ost_uid0]LOL Zeke! hilarious! I was trying to discreetly laugh becasue I didn't want to wake my father in law in the next room, but I couldn't help it! I had tears in my eyes! lol this one part got me: Archer: So... you betrayed us, attacked us, and stole stuff from us. What do you have to say for yourself? Lorian: We're saving Earth. Archer: But you attacked us, and we're saving Earth. Lorian: We're saving Earth. Archer: We're saving Earth. (4 hours later) Lorian: We are SAving EaRTH. Archer: I think I'm out of counters. Okay, you can help us with our plan. then the part about T'pol thinking Trip immature because he DOES want an emotional relationship and not a one night stand! I thought the same thing watching it! lol Very Good, I've never seen B5 so I didn't get the reference or KNOW what you were doing until that last line, so YAY! all in all it was a fun trip.  Oh and the pun about Operation Fair Play... that was shameful! Sab[/color ost_uid0]
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05-13-2004, 10:53 PM
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ost_uid0]I'd almost want to quote the whole thing, but I'll restrain myself to this:[quote ost_uid0][iost_uid0]Mayweather: Sir? According to the position of the stars, we're 70 000 years from where we started.Archer: WHAT? Mayweather: Just messin' with ya. It's actually 117 years. Archer: WHAT? Mayweather: Oh, I guess that's still bad.[/i ost_uid0] [/quoteost_uid0]Good to see that, in the Five-Minute Universe at least, Travis is still having some fun. [quote ost_uid0]... I've never seen B5 so I didn't get the reference or KNOW what you were doing until that last line ... [/quoteost_uid0]I saw a fair amount of B5 in the original run, but nothing was jumping out at me here -- did catch references to Khan and [iost_uid0]Yesterday's Enterprise[/iost_uid0], though. And "loth Lorian". Heheheh.[/colorost_uid0]
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05-13-2004, 11:42 PM
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ost_uid0]Some of my favourites that haven't been quoted yet:[quote ost_uid0]Lorian: We were... too late.Old T'Pol: No kidding. How many fivers have we missed now, ten? Lorian: I mean too late to stop the Xindi probe. Archer: Welcome to our ship. Now explain yourself or I'm stapling your face to the hull. Lorian: I always wondered how long we've had that policy. Lorian: No one would let her near the big chair after Daniels gave us that tape of "Twilight." I've tried to be the kind of captain you'd want me to be.... Archer: Let's find out. Xindi! Lorian: Xindi? (WHAM) Ow.... Archer: Looks like you've done me proud. Phlox: Their story checks out, Captain. That Karyn Archer person has DNA from you, several of the crew, and a couple of weird alien species. Archer: I guess I had an interesting sex life. Phlox: I knew my coaching would get you there eventually Mayweather: And then I end up marrying a hot MACO! It's like one of my fanfic stories and it really happened! Sato: Don't worry. That doesn't mean you didn't have any relationships with women. It just means they threw you out like a used paper towel when they were done. Archer: According to Lorian, certain people spent their lives equipping every square millimeter of hull with 50 torpedoes! Reed: Come on, sir, I ended up leading a lonely life. I didn't have a wife and children I could arm with torpedoes. Enterprise: ZAP ZAP ZAP Future Enterprise: ZERPOW ZERPOW ZERPOW Porthos: Ruff! Ruffruffruff! Sato: What's with him? Archer: He knows there's a dogfight going on. [/quote ost_uid0]The "dogfight" pun is unforgiveable -- and hilarious![/color ost_uid0]
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05-14-2004, 11:21 PM
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ost_uid0]Ahem... it's tomorrow... just thought I'd point that out. No pressure, Zekey. So you meant the day AFTER tomorrow right? [/colorost_uid0]
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05-19-2004, 02:31 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]I'm sure we won't get in any trouble we can't fix with magical clones. [/quoteost_uid0]LOL![/color ost_uid0]
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