January 12

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Five-Minute "Twilight" is now online at Trek Nation. The 5MV copy will appear shortly.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Are you just working on seaon three ENT eps at the moment, or are there some season two ones coming along at some point?[/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Both. Â I'm busy with S3 right now, but S2 hasn't escaped me this easily. Â Several of the S2 fivers are already in progress, and two (Stigma and Cogenitor) are half done.[/colorost_uid0]

[Derek]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Reed: Phase cannons are... (sob)... GONE!
Tucker: Blast!
Reed: What did I just tell you?[/quoteost_uid0]
Great fiver, Zeke. As always.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]T'Pol: That's when you boldly strode up to the anomaly and tried to headbutt it like a water polo ball. It's a sight I'll never forget.[/quoteost_uid0]
:lol:

[quoteost_uid0]T'Pol: Ironically, it was Mr. Mayweather's death that saved us. Ensign Sato was so overcome with rage at being the new least important character that she took the helm and rammed both Xindi ships.
Archer: That must have damaged Enterprise pretty heavily.
T'Pol: Less than you might expect....

T'Pol: ....however, continuing to ram the debris over and over again afterwards increased the damage somewhat.
Tucker: Somewhat? We lost an entire nacelle!
Sato: Sorry.
Tucker: Sorry ain't good enough. I'll never forgive T'Pol for this!
Sato: T'Pol? But I --
T'Pol: It's all right, Ensign. The story requires Mr. Tucker to turn against me. (But see if he gets any more neuropressure.)[/quoteost_uid0]
Hahahaha! That was some of the funniest dialogue I've read in a while! :lol:

[quoteost_uid0]T'Pol: The last refuge of humanity. Some call it New Earth, some Earth 2, and some Planet Bob[/quoteost_uid0]


[quoteost_uid0]Sato: Aye, sir. Unidentified vessel, this is Enterprise, where everybody but me gets promoted and eventually I can't take it anymore and I KILL THE BRIDGE CREW. ...It's not responding.
Tucker: Okay, now we do something to it.
Reed: Yay![/quoteost_uid0]
:lol:

[quoteost_uid0]Tucker: Hey! Who gave you permission to kill him?
Reed: My beard, and the evil it represents.
Tucker: Fair enough.[/quoteost_uid0]
Heeheehee. And yay for Captain Porthos! [/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]That was GREAT! I'd quote my favriot parts, but i'd have to quote the the whole thing. [/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]That was an excellent fiver![/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Archer: T'Pol, I demand to know why I was locked in my quarters! If you're trying to put me under "illogic quarantine" again....
T'Pol: Shut up! Can't you see we're under attack? By a massive Xindi ship that's about to blow up the --
Earth: BOOOOOOM
Everyone: (horrified silence)
Reed: I have got to get one of those things. -- What? I'm just saying....[/quoteost_uid0]

Damn... I still haven't seen any of season 3, but opening scenes like this are the very essence of fivers. Can't wait to read the rest.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Heh. Mayweather gets more attention in the fiver than in the episode. [/colorost_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Quotes: The entire fiver, pretty much.

This line did have me wondering, though:
[quoteost_uid0]T'Pol: I would prove it to you, but we no longer keep mirrors in the house. It bothers you that I have no reflection.
[/quoteost_uid0]
Definitely sounds familiar, but I can't place it, at the moment.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Reed: Shields was correct. It's the future.
Tucker: Ah, right.
Reed: And I opened fire half an hour ago.

T'Pol: You were injured saving me from an anomaly. Dr. Phlox says you will be fine, though you may experience hallucinations.
Archer: No kidding. A minute ago a guy who looked like Colonel Grat explained to me that I successfully changed history and "leaped."

Archer: Helloooooo, nurse![/quoteost_uid0]

It's official. Zeke's my hero.

Great stuff, Zekey! [/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Guest"]This line did have me wondering, though:
[quoteost_uid0]T'Pol: I would prove it to you, but we no longer keep mirrors in the house. It bothers you that I have no reflection.
[/quoteost_uid0]
Definitely sounds familiar, but I can't place it, at the moment.[/quoteost_uid0]
A quote from one of the many [iost_uid0]Dracula[/iost_uid0] movies out there, I imagine. [/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Nope, that's not a quote from any source I'm aware of.[/colorost_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]^ Okay. It just [iost_uid0]sounds[/iost_uid0] as if it came from a '30s Dracula movie. (I know I recall one with a line that was similar.)

Was it a reference to anything in particular?[/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]You could make a case that this is followup to the T'Pol-as-vampire stuff in "Acquisition." But I just like making vampire jokes. This is due to two things: I'm addicted to the Buffy shows, Angel in particular, and Ent often gives me vampire material (see "Carpenter Street" and the blood-sucking villains therein).[/colorost_uid0]

[FatMatDuhRat]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]That was one of the funniest ENT 5ers I've read yet!
:lol:
I honestly think that they keep on getting better as
Season Three progresses. I dare anyone to disagree
with me. (You should know that I have a beard just
like Capt. Mal, so be very careful w.what you say!)
:dead:[/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I do too, but it's invisible except at close range. Stupid blonde hair.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]You could always go for the Billy Connolly look and dye it purple. I'm not sure what Kira would think of it though.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Purple's a temp shade. Not good to have around your eyes or mouth, dude. Gleah.[/colorost_uid0]