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Old 05-10-2004, 02:48 AM
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It's Mother's Day -- and Derek Dean's birthday! To celebrate both, here's The Top 10 Mother's Day Plans of DS9 Characters.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-10-2004, 03:10 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]6 Kira and Keiko: Fight over who should be getting Mother's Day presents from Kirayoshi
5 O'Brien: Watch[/quoteost_uid0]

ROFL! You're a sick man, Zeke.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-10-2004, 03:57 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Happy Birthday Derek Dean!

Also, loved the Bashir one. Just the wording :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Nice one.

Though, with Quark I was expecting something like: "NOT buy his mother clothes."

Happy birthday, Derek![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yay! Another DS9 T10! That makes, what, two?

And thanks for the birthday wishes all. The news page is dated the ninth, but my birthday is actually today, the tenth (though I've noticed these boards judge birthdays by GMT). Anyway, I already got what I hoped I'd get for my birthday.... Angel Season 3 on DVD! [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yay, a new Top 10 list!
[quoteost_uid0]7. Kira and Keiko: Fight over who should be getting Mother's Day presents from Kirayoshi
6. O'Brien: Watch [/quoteost_uid0]
Quietly. From a safe distance.

And Happy Birthday, [bost_uid0]Derek[/bost_uid0]. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-10-2004, 06:31 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid5][quoteost_uid5]Weyoun: Buy some chocolates for the cloning chamber they make Weyouns in

The Prophets: Give birth to themselves in a complicated predestination paradox; buy themselves complicated predestination flowers[/quoteost_uid5]



And happy birthday, Derek! [/colorost_uid5]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]A typical case of not quoting because of not wanting to quote the whole thing.

Happy birthday, Derek. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Worf: Kill a Romulan to honour his mother's memory, or heck, just for fun [/quoteost_uid0]
Ah, good old Romulan hate from Worf, didn't get to see much of that really on DS9 unfortunately.

[quoteost_uid0]Kira and Keiko: Fight over who should be getting Mother's Day presents from Kirayoshi
O'Brien: Watch[/quoteost_uid0]
Hehe, too funny! I am still amazed how well that arc worked for covering for their real-life pregnancies.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid1][quoteost_uid1]2. Quark: Shudder [/quoteost_uid1]


Wouldn't he would be selling flowers and cards to desperate last-minute buyers at five thousand percent cost price? Hello? Zeke? :lol:

Nice job. [/colorost_uid1]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hehe. Funny stuff, Zeke.

[quoteost_uid0]The Prophets: Give birth to themselves in a complicated predestination paradox; buy themselves complicated predestination flowers[/quoteost_uid0]

[Nerdy Discword Reference]Perhaps they are re-annuals?[/NDR][/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Quark: Shudder, then realize he could make a profit off of selling gifts for mothers.

or

Quark: Shudder, then try to get some money from mom by selling her something she does not really need, only to be outsmarted by her mom and lose all his money in the process.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Heheheh. Great list!

And happy birthday to Derek, of course. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yay to Top Ten Lists!

Yay to Happy Birthdays![/colorost_uid0]
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