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05-04-2004, 03:11 AM
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 ost_uid0]And here's the other one I promised on March 30 -- the one for a series we've never covered before. (That's not [i ost_uid0]strictly[/iost_uid0] true now, but I checked with Nic and he didn't mind.) Behold 5MV's first real [iost_uid0]Smallville[/iost_uid0] fiver: "Crush," by Nic Corelli.[/colorost_uid0]
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05-04-2004, 03:22 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Chloe: Justin... of all the high schools, in all the teen shows, you walk into mine.[/quoteost_uid0] (I wouldn't have recognized this at ALL if I hadn't seen the movie just a day or two ago)[quote ost_uid0]Justin: One-twelfth, actually. But that's not as little as you might think.... Lex: If you're really my nanny, you must know the secret code. What's my favourite animal? Pamela: Bald eagle. Not because it's bald, but because it tastes great. Lex: Correct! But I still despise you. ... Justin: Its color was black. It spanned approximately two meters in diameter. Its lights were yellow, and it had a powerful, triangular radio antenna. Kwan: Justin, what are you babbling about? Justin: When I looked at it, I got paralyzed. Because it was your car, and it hit me. And I cried. And now you'll cry too, cause it'll happen to you! Kwan: Aaaaaaaaaaaa... GAK![/quote ost_uid0]:lol: :lol:[/color ost_uid0]
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05-04-2004, 06:28 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Lex: If you're really my nanny, you must know the secret code. What's my favourite animal?Pamela: Bald eagle. Not because it's bald, but because it tastes great. Lex: Correct! But I still despise you. [/quote ost_uid0]Best fiver zing EVER. Woo hoo Nic![/color ost_uid0]
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05-04-2004, 11:22 AM
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ost_uid0]I too have to quote:[quote ost_uid0]Lex: If you're really my nanny, you must know the secret code. What's my favourite animal?Pamela: Bald eagle. Not because it's bald, but because it tastes great.[/quote ost_uid0]That was just sheer genius. [quote ost_uid0]Sexual Tension: Oh please! SOMEBODY HAVE MERCY AND END MY SUFFERING![/quoteost_uid0]Unfortunately, it's still saying that. Great fiver, Nic. Sorry if I stole any of your thunder with my cheeser of Smallville.[/color ost_uid0]
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05-04-2004, 02:07 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Lex: For argument's sake, let's call them Squeakybobo and Chakotay.[/quoteost_uid0]So that's what you've been dropping hints about for the past month and a half. Highly amusing.[/color ost_uid0]
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05-04-2004, 04:39 PM
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ost_uid0]I don't get half of it (having never seen a single episode), but nonetheless it was very funny, Nic.[/colorost_uid0]
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05-04-2004, 04:53 PM
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ost_uid0]:lol: Great fiver! Smallville has a strange attraction for me I still haven't figured out, despite nearly all episodes sticking to the same basic recipe, I really enjoy the show. Maybe it is just the fact that all the actors are hot [/colorost_uid0]
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05-04-2004, 06:31 PM
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ost_uid0]Hot like [iost_uid0]fire[/iost_uid0].It's freakish. Imagine the disturbingly attractive kids they coud breed. *shudder* Great fiver, Nitsy.  [/colorost_uid0]Edited By Nan on 1083695685
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05-04-2004, 07:28 PM
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ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Lex: For argument's sake, let's call them Squeakybobo and Chakotay.[/quoteost_uid0]So that's what you've been dropping hints about for the past month and a half. Highly amusing.[/color ost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]How did i miss that line! *heads back to reread the fiver* :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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05-04-2004, 10:46 PM
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ost_uid0]What does that refer to exactly? I haven't got a clue.[/colorost_uid0]
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05-05-2004, 04:55 AM
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ost_uid0]Go to Miscellaneous and find a link to Sa`ar`s LJ. Shouldn`t be difficult, Still, it was originally an inter-fiver reference (Babylon 5 fiver "Comes the Inquisitor"). [quote ost_uid0]*Chloe: Justin... of all the high schools, in all the teen shows, you walk into mine.* (I wouldn't have recognized this at ALL if I hadn't seen the movie just a day or two ago)[/quote ost_uid0]Heh. I watched [i ost_uid0]Casablanca[/iost_uid0] a day or two before I wrote the fiver and you watched [iost_uid0]Casablanca[/iost_uid0] a day or two before you read the fiver. It`s destiny, NAH, [/colorost_uid0]
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05-05-2004, 05:38 AM
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ost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Chloe: Justin... of all the high schools, in all the teen shows, you walk into mine.[/quoteost_uid0] (I wouldn't have recognized this at ALL if I hadn't seen the movie just a day or two ago.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]Goes along with this line:[quote ost_uid0]Justin: Yeah. Here's looking at you, kid.[/quote ost_uid0]The one I felt like I should be able to place, but couldn't, was this one: [quote ost_uid0]Justin: Its color was black. It spanned approximately two meters in diameter. Its lights were yellow, and it had a powerful, triangular radio antenna.[/quoteost_uid0]---------------------- [quote ost_uid0]Treehouse of Solitude[/quote ost_uid0]Heh. I've never seen [i ost_uid0]Smallville[/iost_uid0], but this was good for some chuckles, anyway. Nice job, [bost_uid0]Nic[/bost_uid0]. [/colorost_uid0]
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05-05-2004, 10:42 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Justin: Its color was black. It spanned approximately two meters in diameter. Its lights were yellow, and it had a powerful, triangular radio antenna.[/quoteost_uid0]"Raven". Great fiver, though I haven't seen this episode.[/color ost_uid0]
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05-06-2004, 02:50 PM
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ost_uid0]^ Ah. Got it.(From the [i ost_uid0]News[/iost_uid0] page: [bost_uid0]evay[/bost_uid0]'s [iost_uid0]Singularity[/iost_uid0] recap )[/colorost_uid0]
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05-12-2004, 01:26 AM
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[quote
ost_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000ost_uid0]::laughs::::blonks Nits:: You just couldn't leave Squeaky out of it, could you?![/color ost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0] The fiver was actually written before I even knew him. It`s a predestination temporal paradox, [/colorost_uid0]
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