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Old 06-08-2003, 01:46 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]"The Education Council of Okanagan University College on the recommendation of the Faculty of Science has conferred upon Steven Craig Maguire the Degree of Bachelor of Science in Chemistry. Â In Witness Whereof and by the authority duly committed to us we have hereunto set our hand and seal June 2003."[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]WOO-HOO! Congratulations, Sa'ar! Â :bigsmile: Â :bigsmile: Â :bigsmile: Â [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-08-2003, 02:59 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yippee!! Yay for Sa'ar!

*tosses cookies in the air*[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Congradulations. I can't wait till I get my degree. Finaly be able to do what I've wanted since I was 3 years old. -_-[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yes Sa'ar, congrads!

Hopefully you don't blow anything up... too big or important.

(This is about as scary as my friend James - who used to bully me when I was younger, and cannot define the word responsibility - going into the Navy and they're making him a nuclear engineer. Oy.) [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-08-2003, 04:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Sa'ar Chasm, B.Sc.

Oooo. Sounds impressive.

Well done, and what happens next? Any ideas?[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Guest"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Well done, and what happens next? Any ideas?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]I'm sure he has plenty, such as "taking over the world". [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I call dibs on Minister of Propaganda and Film when the time comes!

Congrats, Steve!

:smile: [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]And I'll be Minister of uh... uh... Defence!

Little voice in head: But if he's taken over the world there'll be no-one left to defend it against!
17: No-one? NO-ONE?!?! How about the the Shadows? The Peacekeepers? The Big Bad BORG-FRELLING-COLLECTIVE?! [iost_uid0]Hellllooooo[/iost_uid0] which planet have you been living on?!?!
Little voice in head: Errrr.... okayyyy.....
17: Somebody get me my baguette before I go nuts!
Little voice in head: Aren't you [iost_uid0]already[/iost_uid0] nuts?
17: Right! [bost_uid0]*THWAP*[/bost_uid0]
Little voice in head: OWWW!


Nevermind....[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I believe we have a Senator here.

(The preceeding joke is only funny if you are familiar with the popular view of senators in Canada. Not THE Senators. Just senators.)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I now finally understand the adage in Canadian showbiz: "If you're funny, move to America."[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Congradulations, Mr. Sa'ar. I'm still a good...10 years away from getting my degree.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Congrats, Sa'ar! Enjoy And yes, tell us what happens next...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Coolness. Does this mean they let you play with the nitro glycerine now? Or do they know you too well for that?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Nitro Glycerin is overrated.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Congrats, Sa'ar. Does it feel nice getting out? I know it did for me.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Saxamaphone"][color=#000000ost_uid0]I now finally understand the adage in Canadian showbiz: "If you're funny, move to America."[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]We export lumber, cars, actors, and comedians. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hehe - I personally love Canada, I got addicted to Tim Horton's when I was there a few years back. Plus it doesn't have at American after taste -- too much.

Nitro? Yeah, overated. Weapons grade plutonium's were it's at. Or, something...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Wow, so many comments in so little time.

In no particular reverse order...

[quoteost_uid0]We export lumber, cars, actors, and comedians. [/quoteost_uid0]

And clean air and water. And hockey players.

[quoteost_uid0]Does it feel nice getting out? [/quoteost_uid0]

I'm actually trying to get back in. Real work sucks, and I want more letters.

[quoteost_uid0]Does this mean they let you play with the nitro glycerine now? Or do they know you too well for that?[/quoteost_uid0]

I'm currently playing with silica, aluminium and quaternary ammonium salts. With any luck, I can get into grad school through the back door (since the front door slammed on my nose).

[quoteost_uid0]I believe we have a Senator here. [/quoteost_uid0]

We had a Senator at the convocation. He got an honourary Doctor of Laws, Honorius Causus degree. Jack Whyte the author got Doctor of Letters, HC. Or possibly his father did. The speech that preceded the awarding was a bit unclear.

[quoteost_uid0]17: Right! *THWAP*
Little voice in head: OWWW!
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You're beating up on Delenn and Katy?

[quoteost_uid0]I call dibs on Minister of Propaganda and Film when the time comes!
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Your claim is noted.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]17: Right! *THWAP*
Little voice in head: OWWW!
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You're beating up on Delenn and Katy?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]At great personal risk, yes.
Don't worry for them. They hit back.

Worry for ME. [/colorost_uid0]
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