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ost_uid0]The gig went good. Â I had three solos, each one squeakier than the last -- no, seriously, it went well. Â Among other things, we played something I brought in: the theme from [i ost_uid0]Super Mario World[/i ost_uid0]. Â It sounded surprisingly good coming from a jazz band.New fiver today, and from one of the last series you'd probably have guessed: [i ost_uid0]Charmed[/i ost_uid0]. Â Forumgoer catalina marina makes her 5MV debut with "Baby's First Demon." Â She's been nagging me to publish this for some time, and it's worthy of the nagging. Â Enjoy.Oh, and Taya17 has found photographic proof of water on Mars![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]Paige: We could scry for the Demonic Market with the athame one of the demons left behind.Piper: If that's the closest we can get to technobabble, it'll *have* to work. [/quote ost_uid0]Brilliant fiver, Cat! And 17--I laughed my ass off when your item came up. Well, inside, I did.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]Baby: Then give me a friggin' name!Piper: Shut up, you're not in this scene. Baby: Meh. ... Leo: Aww, he wants a name so badly, he's crying over it. Baby: No, doofus, I'm being attacked by demons! Leo: Oh. ... Secretary: (coming in) Leo just called. Again. He asks if you'd like to come home before the third attack... or something. Phoebe: The third?[/quote ost_uid0]:lol: Very enjoyable, catalina! I bet the blurb will be good, too :smile:[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Funny fiver, though doubtless its wasted on me because I don't really like [i ost_uid0]Charmed[/i ost_uid0].Oh, and one thwapping to 17 for that despicable visual pun. *[b ost_uid0][i ost_uid0]THWAP![/i ost_uid0][/b ost_uid0]*[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Thank you, thank you. :smile:[quote ost_uid0="NAHTMMM"]I bet the blurb will be good, too :smile:[/quote ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]The girls struggle with a certain baby who will not remain nameless.[/quote ost_uid0]Indeed. Very nice. [/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Mwahahaha! I just read it again. [quote ost_uid0]Phoebe: Where is Paige, anyway?Paige's Note: Gone to market. Back "soon." Piper: Uh-oh. The infamous S-word. Let's go find her.[/quote ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]Leo: There are absolutely no demons to be found in the entire house.Piper: Then why does the alarm keep going off? Baby: Because I want a name, dammit. [/quote ost_uid0] ![]() Even though [i ost_uid0]Charmed[/i ost_uid0] annoys me a little, I really liked the fiver!I sense The Force within you, Cat. Write more fivers, fast![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"]Oh, and one thwapping to 17 for that despicable visual pun.*[b ost_uid0][i ost_uid0]THWAP![/i ost_uid0][/b ost_uid0]*[/quote ost_uid0]Ex-squeeze moi? It was [i ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]NIC CORELLI[/b ost_uid0][/i ost_uid0] who sent me that photo in the first place! Hello?Ever wondered WHY the name of the .jpg was [i ost_uid0]in Croatian[/i ost_uid0]?Yeah, now you know. ::THWAPBACK::[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]Ever wondered WHY the name of the .jpg was in Croatian?Dabogda Čekotej cijeli život hodao unatraške i kupovao retrovizore![/quote ost_uid0]Call me crazy...[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]Call me crazy...[/quote ost_uid0]You just gave me a great idea for the LJ account we're going to get you. [/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]You just gave me a great idea for the LJ account we're going to get you. [/quote ost_uid0]You can lead a mule to water, but you can't make him post. Or something.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]I knew I was going to get thwapped, but it was worth it.[quote ost_uid0]You can lead a mule to water, but you can't make him post.[/quote ost_uid0]Can't you just tie the donkey [i ost_uid0]to[/i ost_uid0] the post?[/color ost_uid0]
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