June 27

[mudshark]

Martok: I've got the whole musical on DVD if you'd like to borrow it. It's the R'awdjers and Ha'marrs'tok version.

:snerk:

Alexander: I call my bat'leth "Pokey".
Worf: That will not do. How about "Poh'ki"?
Alexander: That works.

Heheh.

Martok: What the hell?
Alexander: I'm practicing.
Martok: Practicing what, ballet?
Alexander: And fighting. Killing two birds with one stone, really.
Martok: Alexander, your father told me to kick you off the ship. But had he not, I still would have after viewing this shocking display.
Alexander: Wanna see my rendition of "Targ Lake"?
Martok: No.

Getting something about "vast tracts of land" here.

Alexander: You broke the fourth wall again! Won't people catch onto that sort of gimmick?
Worf: Not likely. Watch this.
(Nobody catches on at Ludicrous Speed)

:snicker:


Lemmings, heh.

Delenn: How's Upsilon Squadron taking their demotion?
Sheridan: They're radiating unhappiness, but they're hoping to be back up to Omicron by next week.

Hee.

And the number one most feared cliffhanger of a DS9 crewman....

1. O'Brien: He wakes up in a life that is fun and in which all the people he meets are kind and don't want to torture him

Wouldn't do at all, would it?

What is this? It's not even a joke! It's abbreviation without absurdination. Why yes, I *have* been waiting to use that line.

And a good one it was.


Good stuff all around.