September 21

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I just got around today to reading these fivers... I loved them!

[quoteost_uid0]Worf: Commander, this crewman is dead.
Riker: Sucks to be him. And him. And him. And her. And.... [/quoteost_uid0]

Heh heh, wicked! Reminds me of Blackadder and Fawlty Towers humour.

[quoteost_uid0]O'Brien: Keiko, you're cheating on me, aren't you?
Keiko: What? Of course not!
O'Brien: Oh, sure. And next you'll probably deny being a genetically-enhanced Cardassian agent from the Mirror Universe.[/quoteost_uid0]



[quoteost_uid0]Dream Voices: Eyes in the dark… One moon circles…
Troi: Whut?
Dream Voices: Eyes in the dark… One moon circles…
Troi: Whut?
Dream Voices: Eyes in the dark, dammit! EYES in the DARK!
Troi: Whut?
Comatose Betazoid: Eyes in the dark…
Troi: Oh my God! It all makes sense now! Why didn't you say so before?[/quoteost_uid0]

Hilarious, :lol:

[quoteost_uid0]Bashir: Time for some sleep.
Jadzia: I'd much rather have a hallucination.
Masked Man: You called?
Jadzia: Who are you, oh hauntingly musical masked man?
Masked Man: Isn't it obvious? I'm the Phantom of the Opera! [/quoteost_uid0]



[quoteost_uid0]Renhol: Maybe the medicine isn't working. Take these, um, super-medicines!
Jadzia: I think I want a second opinion.
Renhol: Okay, you're ugly too.[/quoteost_uid0]

:lol:

[quoteost_uid0]Renhol: Scalpel, screwdriver, buzzsaw. Yep, I'm ready to begin surgery.
Sisko: Not so fast, we've figured out the whole thing.
Renhol: Oh no! Not that 50% of the population can be joined and we're going to kill Jadzia to continue to cover up that fact!
Sisko: Um, yes, that too. [/quoteost_uid0]



Awesome fivers, guys![/colorost_uid0]