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Old 10-15-2003, 12:46 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Worf: Sir, sensors are detecting catastrophic events on the Yamato!
Picard: Specify!
Worf: An exploding wall console has killed several Bridge officers, and Captain Varley has apparently ordered his Betazoid Counselor to take the helm!
Picard: My God! Donald, can you hear me? Your ship is in...
Yamato: (on viewscreen) KER-BLAM!
Picard: ...several hundred thousand flaming pieces.
Data: One million seven hundred and seventy-one thousand five hundred and sixty-one, to be exact.[/quoteost_uid0]
:lol: :lol: I love that bit! And the Stargate reference. I liked the Aztec reference too.

It's all hilarious.



[quoteost_uid0]Picard: Are we ready to activate the new warp core?
La Forge: (over the comm) Almost. You just have to choose between the Coaxial Warp Drive mode, the Quantum Slipstream mode and the Hindenburg mode.[/quoteost_uid0]
"Hindenburg mode"? Dreadnaught reference? Heheh.

[quoteost_uid0]Data: Thanks for taking care of Spot, Worf. Remember, you must bathe him, kiss him and read Jane Austen to him.
Worf: All that might turn him into a girl![/quoteost_uid0]
:smile: Funny stuff, all around.[/colorost_uid0]
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