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[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Big Surprises in Store for Kids in Harry Potter #6

10. Harry Potter grows up and marries Mary-Sue
9. 16 year old Harry Potter decides he wants a "Sweet 16" party, complete with his own pink dress.
8. Ron and Hermione declare their love for each other; Harry becomes evil but fails miserably.
7. Ron and Hermione declare their love for Harry; Harry becomes confused and declares his love for Professor Minerva McGonagall .
6. 7 and 8 do not contridict each other.
5. Revealed that Snape's rudeness is due to lack of girlfriend; he then meets Aunt Petunia and the fall in love; Snape is devastated to learn she isnt into "magic".
4. Dumbledore realizes that the Pheonix is really a pink fluffy bunny of DOOM.
3. Tonks turns out to be Mary Poppins.
2. Hagrid's father was a Klingon!
1. Sirius Black dies and comes back and dies and comes back and dies and comes back... J.K. Rowling says she based him on some person named "John"

And Sa'ar suggested:
Top Ten Actors Who Die On Star Trek And Then Come Back As Another Character[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[quoteost_uid0="Gatac"][color=#000000ost_uid0]I still stand by my claim that End of Days is the only time he died playing a human character.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hmmm... how about Batman & Robin? Mr. Freeze started out human, anyway... [/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Scooter"]how about Batman & Robin?[/quoteost_uid0]
Hiss! Do not speak its [iost_uid0]naaaaaaaaame![/iost_uid0]

Not only did they make a crappy Batman movie, they cast the Governator as one of my favourite Batman villains!

It's hard to make Bruce Wayne a nebbish when you've cast George Clooney as him, yet somehow they [iost_uid0]did.[/iost_uid0]

And Batgirl wasn't Barbara Gordon. AND she wasn't a redhead.

(That's your Pavlovian cue, Sa'ar.)

To summarize: Damn you, Joel Schumacher! And why, Akiva Goldsman, why?

/fangirl[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oops. Clearly I pressed "play" [/colorost_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]*shudders as images flood his brain*

Dr. Freeze didn't die...he ended up in Arkham Asylum again.

Of course, all of that didn't really happen, it's just a massive delusion we'd all rather forget.

Gatac

(But that rumor I heard about Christian Bale being the next Batman? Yes, please, hit me with it! Oh, that feels so good )[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]And Batgirl wasn't Barbara Gordon. AND she wasn't a redhead.

(That's your Pavlovian cue, Sa'ar.)[/quoteost_uid0]

*perk* Redhead? *drool*[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]:ats Sa'ar doggy::[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Top Ten Actors Who Die On Star Trek And Then Come Back As Another Character. [/quoteost_uid0]

You mean real actors, or something like this:

10. Julia Roberts plays DaiMon Bok, a Ferengi obsessed with killing Picard. After she dies in "Bloodlines", she returns to play chief Hirogen hunter in "The Killing Game".

? [/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Suit yourself.

There have been cases involving real actors - none spring to mind, but there were enough to cause some fans to form a protest group against the practice. They called themselves Trekkers Against Recurring Death Immunity Syndrome (TARDIS, for short).[/colorost_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]oh i think i've herd about TARDIS (or was that Re-Tardis)[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Top Ten Actors Who Die On Star Trek And Then Come Back As Another Character. [/quoteost_uid0]

This is too strange. Sa`ar, you killed the Top 10 thread! Make another suggestion, now! [/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I was gonna say. Can we either pick another topic, or at least get an example of what this list's supposed to be like? I'm not coming up with anything remotely funny (not to speak of the fact that the only recurring actors that pop up spontaneously are Crosby, Combs, and maybe Brent Spiner if you count B4).[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I concur; I don't even know what he's asking for in the first place here!

Hmmm. If nobody minds:

[bost_uid0]Top Ten Ugly Incidents on Enterprise Involving Nudity[/bost_uid0]

There, should be fodder enough for several!

[And [iost_uid0]no[/iost_uid0], writing "Phlox streaks through the Officer's Mess!" ten times does NOT count.][/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Ugly Incidents on Enterprise Involving Nudity


10. Trip, T'Pol, and Malcolm have a row over how to pronounce "nudity".

9. One of the MACOs finds out the hard way that his body cannot distinguish between that decon gel stuff and poison ivy.

8. Phlox's decon videos are uncovered when a crewmember grabs one for Movie Night, having mistaken the cassette for the ship's copy of [iost_uid0]It's a Wonderful Life[/iost_uid0].

7. Phlox confines himself to sickbay for several weeks afterwards while his broken bones heal. The dents in his flesh where shoulder meets neck never quite disappear however.


Someone else may continue. [/colorost_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]6. At first contact, aliens informed Archer that they find clothing offensive. They promptly changed their minds when they saw Phlox.

5. When the ship came under attack during one of Trip and T'pol's "neuropressure sessions", T'pol decided the only logical thing to do was to go to the bridge.

4. There is a transporter accident while beaming Archer up, and he is beamed directly to the bridge, naked. Without realising his nudity, he takes command.

I need to go to school. Someone else can finish.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]3. The Enterprise meets a race of aliens who believe clothing are for wusses; with the First Contact aired all over Earth, the bridge crew and Phlox must meet them in a sauna. Nude, as is the alien's tradition.
2. Phlox declares there is a virus which is transmitted through clothing; everyone must wear see-through seran-wrap for 10 days.
1. In a transporter incident, Richard Hash is transported to the Enterprise, without the clurry circle.


Top Ten Wierd Conflicts that would develop between DS9 and Enterprise crew[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Top Ten Wierd Conflicts that would develop between DS9 and Enterprise crew [/bost_uid0]

10. Travis cries bloody rebellion when he finds he doesn't have as many lines as Morn.
9. [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] crewmembers go ape over replicator technology and seize them all. By sheer coincidence, Sisko simultaneously kidnaps Chef, envious of homemade food.
8. Sisko refuses to let T'Pol aboard station, after all the strings he had to pull in order to [iost_uid0]not[/iost_uid0] be stuck with a Vulcan science officer like everybody else.
7. Violent debate ensues over whether Founder or Suliban shapeshifting SFX are cooler.
6. Archer invites Sisko to a game, and is surprised and angered when Sisko shows up for water polo with a baseball bat. However, all is soon back to normal, as Sisko uses bat to beat Archer up.
5. To Bashir's frustration, his coy advances towards Hoshi are unnoticed, as [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] crewmembers unable to conceive of relationship not based on blatant innuendo and repeated partial nudity.
4. Reed discovers that Prophets actually quite capable of giving simple, straightforward answers, if only one is persistant enough in one's threats to blow up wormhole.
3. Upon learning of [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] crew's apprehension regarding transporters, easily amused DS9 crew torment them by beaming them to and fro in a random fashion, accompanied by appropriate sound effects.
2. After suffering through endless DS9 angst for over a week, Reed gets bored, steals [iost_uid0]Defiant[/iost_uid0] single-handedly whups the entire Dominion, then comes back to gloat.
1. Already having no presence other than piloting skills, once aboard DS9, Travis spontaneously winks out of existance. Nobody notices.

[bost_uid0]Next:[/bost_uid0] Top Ten Federation National Holidays[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Standback"]9. [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] crewmembers go ape over replicator technology and seize them all. By sheer coincidence, Sisko simultaneously kidnaps Chef, envious of homemade food.

8. Sisko refuses to let T'Pol aboard station, after all the strings he had to pull in order to [iost_uid0]not[/iost_uid0] be stuck with a Vulcan science officer like everybody else.

6. Archer invites Sisko to a game, and is surprised and angered when Sisko shows up for water polo with a baseball bat. However, all is soon back to normal, as Sisko uses bat to beat Archer up.

5. To Bashir's frustration, his coy advances towards Hoshi are unnoticed, as [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] crewmembers unable to conceive of relationship not based on blatant innuendo and repeated partial nudity.

3. Upon learning of [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] crew's apprehension regarding transporters, easily amused DS9 crew torment them by beaming them to and fro in a random fashion, accompanied by appropriate sound effects.

1. Already having no presence other than piloting skills, once aboard DS9, Travis spontaneously winks out of existance. Nobody notices.

[bost_uid0]Next:[/bost_uid0] Top Ten Federation National Holidays[/quoteost_uid0]


It`s not enough that I read Sa`ar`s LJ 14 times a day while laughing like crazy, now this List comes along and I almost get a heart attack, H I L A R I O U S!

Ahem:
(I`m SO sure Opium is preparing to double-post with me right now)

10. Pie Day - To celebrate the unity and solidarity among humans, the human citizens of the Federation on this day take big, moisty pies and throw them forcefully at the faces of innocent alien citizens of the Federation. Emergency rooms work overtime.

9. April Fools - In honour of an ancient Earth website "Five Minute Voyager", April Fools is celebrated for one whole week, or longer, with all other life activities being completely discontinued during that week.

8. Zephram Cochrane Day - The only day when it is legal in the Federation for all citizens to ingest real alcohol and Romulan ale and get violently drunk.

7. Live Journal Day - Celebrating the day when all 60 billion of the Federation citizens got themselves their LJs.

6. The Everlasting Happiness Day - The Day When They Abolished Baseball

5. The Everlasting Happiness Day Only More So - Similarly, The Day When They Abolished Soccer

4. The Continuity Day - Celebration of one of Starfleet`s most glorious military victories, when Archer and the Romulans defeated the Xindi-Dominion-Kazon alliance.

3. The Human-Vulcan Friendship Day - When T`Pol addressed the population of Earth off the balcony, Evita-style, and exclaimed: "I got used to the smell now."

2. The Conquest Day - Explaining why Picard has a French*** accent, it`s the celebration of 16 August 2107, when Great Britain invaded and occupied France.


and No.1 Federation National Holiday:


1. Comrade Lenin Day - When money and market economy got abolished and the newly formed Federation adopted Communism.


NEXT - Top 10 TOS/Voyager Crossover Episodes

***Edit (two days later) - British accent! British, dammit! ::thwaps forehead::[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][iost_uid0]"Don't cry for me you dumb Terrans . . .

My nose is all stuffed up . . .[color=grayost_uid0]stupid pollen[/colorost_uid0]. . ."[/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[mudshark]

[quoteost_uid0="Nic Corelli"][color=#000000ost_uid0]2. The Conquest Day - Explaining why Picard has a French accent, it`s the celebration of 16 August 2107, when Great Britain invaded and occupied France.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Or La Barre is really in Yorkshire. [/colorost_uid0]