Run for Executive Producer

[Draknek]

I'll run, but I'm beta-testing a new opt-in campaign strategy, where you have to choose to receive any details of my campaign at all.

If anyone wants to know what my empty promises, false hopes and misleading statements are, they need to send $50 and a self-addressed envelope to:

Draknek

Don't worry, the post office knows what to do.

Note that all you people in the running should really sign up, or you'll be completely in the dark as to how my campaign is going. I could come out of the blue and completely steamroll you into the floor on the day of the election.