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[10:36am] Xeroc ([email protected]) has joined but is a 4Clone of IrcAssistant 12 04«125 people04»
[10:36am] <14Xeroc> 04Hi Everyone!04
[10:36am] <14Chaud> he had to give up his accont due to his fiance
[10:36am] <14Chaud> i've taken it over
[10:36am] <14catalina_marina> Hey X!
[10:36am] <14Xeroc> 04ICWYM
[10:37am] <14Xeroc> 04Hi Cat + chaud!
[10:37am] <14Chaud> hey
[10:37am] <14Xeroc> 04Where's Lemmingness?
[10:37am] <14catalina_marina> Oh my.
[10:37am] <14Xeroc> 04What?
[10:37am] <14catalina_marina> The Lemming has flown.
[10:37am] <14catalina_marina> Well, torpedoed.
[10:37am] <14Chaud> lol
[10:38am] <14Xeroc> 04PHJ might be here soon, or might not.
[10:38am] <14Chaud> sweet
[10:38am] <14Xeroc> 04Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.04
[10:39am] <14Chaud> don't try and out sweet me
[10:39am] * catalina_marina rolls eyes.
[10:39am] <14catalina_marina> Heh.
[10:40am] * catalina_marina takes gun from behind back.
[10:40am] <14Xeroc> 04Hee
[10:40am] * catalina_marina aimes at Xeroc.
[10:40am] * catalina_marina fires.
[10:40am] * Xeroc raises sheilds
[10:40am] <14catalina_marina>
[10:40am] <14catalina_marina> You're too late.
[10:40am] <14catalina_marina> You're dead.
[10:40am] <14Chaud> i'm 14 and i just drank a 2 litre bottle of pepsi, no one can out sweet me!
[10:40am] <14catalina_marina> YAY!
[10:40am] <14catalina_marina>
[10:40am] <14Xeroc> 04No, mine says I did it just in time!
[10:40am] <14catalina_marina> Heh.
[10:40am] <14Chaud> mine says you're dead
[10:40am] <14catalina_marina> Shucks.
[10:40am] <14catalina_marina> See?
[10:40am] <14catalina_marina> HA!
[10:40am] <14Chaud> http://www.nexopia.com/profile.php?uid=294556
[10:41am] <14Chaud> it's for anyone who wants to know more about me
[10:41am] <14catalina_marina> Ah...
[10:41am] <14catalina_marina> But, didn't you just say you're 14?
[10:42am] Standback ([email protected]) has joined. 04«126 people04»
[10:42am] <14Xeroc> 04Yeah, it say yr 15!
[10:42am] <14Standback> back!
[10:42am] <14Xeroc> 04Hi Standback!
[10:42am] <14catalina_marina> Welcome back Standback!
[10:43am] <14Chaud> yeah
[10:43am] <14Chaud> i skipped a grade
[10:43am] <14Standback> No luck figuring out the leather mastering skills, I'm guessing?
[10:43am] <14Chaud> that's why i'm going into grade 10
[10:43am] <14Standback>
[10:43am] <14Chaud> i just said 15 there so i could avoid that question
[10:43am] <14Standback> Chaud == ?
[10:43am] <14Xeroc> 04Blaze
[10:43am] <14Standback> Righty-o.
[10:44am] <14catalina_marina> Oh. Right. Weird.
[10:44am] <14Xeroc> 04Yeah, weird.
[10:45am] <14Standback> Quite. What scintillating topic have I popped in in the middle of?
[10:45am] <14Chaud> i dunno
[10:45am] <14Standback> Ooo! Mystery!\
[10:45am] <14Xeroc> 04Uh... discussion of the metaphysical existence of the IRC chat?
[10:46am] <14Chaud> maybe
[10:46am] <14Standback> "I link therefore I am"?
[10:46am] <14Chaud> lol
[10:46am] <14Xeroc> 04Heh
[10:47am] <14Chaud> who here uses an mac?
[10:47am] <14Standback> not I.
[10:47am] <14Xeroc> 04Windows XP
[10:48am] <14Standback> Who here uses semicolons?
[10:48am] <14Chaud> ; i sometimes
[10:48am] <14Xeroc> 04I might; however, ....
[10:49am] <14Standback> Just checking. Standard semicolon survey, citizens; nothing to be concerned about. Carry on.
[10:49am] <14Xeroc> 04Ooooooookay.04
[10:49am] <14Standback> (I, you see, *am* practicing my non sequiters.)
[10:50am] <14Xeroc> 04(Yes, we do see)
[10:51am] <14Chaud> (why are we talking in brackets?)
[10:51am] <14Standback> For the sake of variety.
[10:51am] <14Chaud> (you broke the chain)
[10:51am] <14Chaud> (that's 7 years bad luck)
[10:51am] <14Chaud> (hahahahaha)
[10:51am] <14Chaud> (ha)
[10:51am] <14Standback> (ha)
[10:52am] <14Standback> (you forgot one)
[10:52am] <14Xeroc> 04[These are brackets]
[10:52am] <14Chaud> (right)
[10:52am] <14Xeroc> 04(These are parenthesis)
[10:52am] <14Chaud> [stop being so technical]
[10:52am] <14Xeroc> 04(You asked!)
[10:52am] <14Chaud> {and these are what?}
[10:52am] <14Standback> #How 'bout these?#
[10:53am] <14Xeroc> 04{Uh, curly brackets?}
[10:53am] <14Xeroc> 04#these are pound, or number signs#
[10:53am] <14Standback> ||Last try||
[10:54am] <14Xeroc> 04\For What?\
[10:55am] <14Standback> ||You've reached the final round, lucky citizen! Correctly identify the bracketing symbols in order to win your very own month's supply of HotFun, now with 27% more chewiness!||
[10:56am] <14Xeroc> 04||OIC||
[10:56am] <14catalina_marina> ||Erm...||
[10:56am] <14catalina_marina> [Wonders what's going on here]
[10:56am] <14Xeroc> 04||Vertical bars or pipes!||
[10:57am] Chaud «[email protected]» has Quit iRC Quit11
[10:57am] <14Xeroc> 04Ack!
[10:57am] <14catalina_marina> {Aw}
[10:57am] <14Standback> ++Oh, dear. We didn't scare him off, did we?++
[10:58am] <14Standback> ^^Quite possibly, Citizen! It's not as if we have any idea!^^
[10:58am] <14Xeroc> 04¤Really?¤
[10:59am] <14Standback>
[10:59am] <14catalina_marina>
[10:59am] <14Standback> %Oooh, I know those. Those are shekel signs!%
[10:59am] <14Xeroc> 04¤Wait a second, I dunno about that...¤
[11:00am] <14Xeroc> 04×Really?×
[11:00am] <14Standback> ==I'm sorry, Citizen, the shipment is non-refundable. However, we are almost entirely certain that this is NOT the defective batch contaminated with MemWipe.==
[11:01am] <14catalina_marina> So Standback, will you help me kill Xeroc... Again? :P
[11:01am] <14Xeroc> 04÷Okay, I'll just have to trust that then÷
[11:01am] <14Standback> ==And if it is, you will have done Alpha Complex and Friend Computer a great service by locating the missing shipment.==
[11:02am] <14Xeroc> 04÷Right.÷
[11:02am] <14Standback> -- Well, assuming I'm seeing the same symbols as you are - which isn't certain - that was the Israeli currenct symbol. --
04[11:02am] catalina_marina changes topic to '*Erases channel subject*04'
[11:02am] <14Standback> (You *are* happy to preform such a service for Friend Computer, aren't you, Citizen?)
[11:02am] <14Standback> && We knew you are. &&
[11:03am] <14catalina_marina> *Shakes head*
[11:03am] * Standback should probably be sedated before he goes any farther.
[11:03am] <14catalina_marina> I determined I don't like paranoia. 8-}
[11:03am] <14Xeroc> 04I got a dividing sign! ÷
[11:04am] <14Standback> (Disliking Paranoia is treasonous, Citizen.)
[11:04am] <14catalina_marina> Probably. But in the mean time, there's a Xeroc who needs killing.
[11:04am] <14Standback> (Treason is punishible by summary execution.)
[11:04am] <14catalina_marina> Oh. Okay then. 8-}
[11:04am] <14Xeroc> 04(Yes, exceution for Cat!)
[11:04am] <14Xeroc> 04(MWAHAHAHAHAHA....-yes.)
[11:04am] <14catalina_marina> Ehm...
[11:04am] <14catalina_marina> That's not what I said.
[11:04am] <14Xeroc> 04I heard an "okay!"
[11:05am] <14catalina_marina> Oh, that.
[11:05am] <14catalina_marina> Yeah, sure.
[11:05am] <14Standback> :: All Citizens please report immediately for Bonus Mandatory Protein Recycling. Thank you for your cooperation.::
[11:05am] <14catalina_marina> Why not anyway, right?
[11:05am] * catalina_marina runs.
[11:05am] <14catalina_marina> Ehm.
[11:05am] * Xeroc arms the photonic cannon
[11:05am] <14catalina_marina> To the Bonus Mandatory Protein Recycling, of course.
[11:05am] <14catalina_marina> ...
[11:05am] <14catalina_marina> I think.
[11:05am] <14catalina_marina>
[11:05am] <14Xeroc> 04:Þ04
[11:06am] <14Standback> OK, OK, I'll stop now. Honest.
[11:06am] <14Xeroc> 04Awwwwwwww...04
[11:06am] <14catalina_marina> Goodie.
[11:06am] <14Xeroc> 04Okay.
[11:06am] <14catalina_marina> :P
[11:06am] <14Standback> But that means somebody else needs to come up with a topic of conversation.
[11:06am] <14Xeroc> 04:Þ04
[11:07am] <14Xeroc> 04Really?
[11:07am] * Standback has been conditioned to submit to the will of Evil Dutch Females.
[11:07am] <14Standback> ...especially the ones learning leather mastering skills.
[11:07am] <14catalina_marina>
[11:07am] <14catalina_marina> I still don't know what that is. 8-}
[11:08am] <14Xeroc> 04Leather?
[11:08am] <14Standback> It's in her syllabus. Honest.
[11:08am] <14Xeroc> 04Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.04
[11:09am] <14Xeroc> 04Leather is a material created through the tanning of hides, pelts and skins of animals
[11:09am] <14Standback> Gotta get off. See you around.
[11:09am] * Standback exits, stage right.
[11:09am] Standback ([email protected]) has parted. 04«124 people04»
[11:09am] <14Xeroc> 04Bye!
[11:09am] <14Xeroc> 04Ack!
[11:12am] IrcAssistant sets mode: +o Xeroc
[11:12am] <13Xeroc> 04• 12Thanks for the @ 04•
04[11:13am] Xeroc changes topic to '04'
[11:13am] * catalina_marina shoots Xeroc. Again. And again.
[11:13am] <14catalina_marina> :P
[11:14am] <13Xeroc> 04:Þ04
[11:14am] <13Xeroc> 04:Þ04 /:P :Þ04 /:P :Þ04
[11:14am] <14catalina_marina> What? No topic? :P
[11:14am] <13Xeroc> 04You erased it, remember?
[11:14am] <14catalina_marina> I didn't. You did.
[11:15am] <13Xeroc> 04So? What's your point?
04[11:16am] Xeroc changes topic to '14,8C8,1A14,8U8,1T14,8I8,1O14,8N0,4 5MV Weekend Chat Line - Do Not Cross 14,8C8,1A14,8U8,1T14,8I8,1O14,8N04'
[11:16am] <13Xeroc> 04Better?
[11:17am] <14catalina_marina> Heh.
[11:17am] <14catalina_marina> You like that one, don't you? :P
[11:17am] <14catalina_marina> Sure, at least it's something. :P
[11:17am] <13Xeroc> 04It's a cool effect.
[11:17am] <13Xeroc> 04I have other cool effects too, y'wanna see them?
[11:18am] <14catalina_marina> Sure.
[11:20am] <14catalina_marina> Hmm... I think I'm going to try Black and White again soon...
[11:20am] <14catalina_marina> See if it will cooperate today. :s
[11:20am] <13Xeroc> 04Okay, here's a few:
[11:20am] <13Xeroc> 044Xeroc changes topic to '0412.,-*-,._.,-*'^'~*-,._.,-*~> 5MV Chat Right Here! 12<~*-,._.,-*~'^'~*-,._.,-*-,.0404'04
[11:21am] <14catalina_marina> Hee.
[11:21am] <13Xeroc> 044Xeroc changes topic to '0414,1.04.4.7.:8::0 Topic Title 8::7:.4.04.0414,1.0404'04
[11:21am] <14catalina_marina> Eek!
[11:21am] <14catalina_marina>
[11:21am] <13Xeroc> 044Xeroc changes topic to '0412(¯`·._(¯`·._(¯`·._ 04Kneel Suckers! 12_.·`¯)_.·`¯)_.·`¯)0404'04
[11:21am] <14catalina_marina> Now, put in a double exclamation mark, and wait till Zeke drops by. :P
[11:22am] <14catalina_marina> Ooh!
[11:22am] <14catalina_marina> Nice.
[11:22am] <13Xeroc> 044Xeroc changes topic to '042,2 12,12 10,10 3,3 9,9 8,8 7,7 4,4 5,5 6,6 13,13 04 Rainbow Chat! 13,13 6,6 5,5 4,4 7,7 8,8 9,9 3,3 10,10 12,12 2,2.040404'04
[11:23am] <13Xeroc> 044Xeroc changes topic to '0412»»-4(¯`v´¯)44--»6 Topic Title 44»»-4(¯`v´¯)44--»040404'04
[11:23am] Lemming_Away (Lemmingnes@CPE000d888cd6ca-CM013459902811.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) is now known as Lemmingness
[11:23am] <14catalina_marina> Howdy!
[11:23am] <13Xeroc> 04WB Lemmingness!
[11:23am] <14Lemmingness> Ahh, walkies.
[11:23am] <13Xeroc> 044Xeroc changes topic to '040414,10<43>14[43]14<43>14,10<43>14[43]14<43>8 Topic Title 43<14>43[14]43<14>43<14>43[14]43<14>040404'04
[11:24am] <13Xeroc> 044Xeroc changes topic to '0412|§¤*~`~*¤§|§¤*~-=+=- 04Sparklish! 12-=+=-~*¤§|§¤*~`~*¤§|0404'04
[11:25am] <14Lemmingness> What'd I miss?
[11:25am] <13Xeroc> 044Xeroc changes topic to '0412(¯`·.¸¸.-> ® 04Here ye, Here ye, Chat! 12® <-.¸¸.·´¯)0404'04
[11:25am] <13Xeroc> 04Nothing much.
[11:25am] <14catalina_marina> Xeroc changing the topic a zillion times.
[11:25am] <13Xeroc> 04Standback and Chaud were here a little while.
[11:26am] <14catalina_marina> Anyway, there seems to be a good movie starting in a couple of minutes.
[11:26am] <14Lemmingness> I scrolled up a bit and caught Standback's departure.
[11:26am] <13Xeroc> 044Xeroc changes topic to '04[T][O][P][I][C]_[T][I][T][L][E][!]0404'04
[11:26am] <14catalina_marina> So I'll see you around.
[11:26am] <13Xeroc> 04K!
[11:26am] <14Lemmingness> Hokay,
[11:26am] <14Lemmingness> .
[11:26am] <13Xeroc> 044Xeroc changes topic to '0412°²º¤æ=¬«.,¸_¸,.»¬=椺²°` 04Good Bye Cat! 12`°²º¤æ=¬«.,¸_¸,.»¬=椺²°`0404'04
[11:26am] catalina_marina «[email protected]» has Quit iRC Quit11
[11:27am] <14Lemmingness> Sweet Georgia Brown,
[11:28am] <13Xeroc> 04Yea?
[11:28am] <13Xeroc> 04Huh?
[11:28am] <14Lemmingness> S'what I'm listening to right now.
[11:29am] <13Xeroc> 04Oh.
[11:31am] <14Lemmingness> I wonder if Kira's put up today's fiver yet.
[11:31am] <13Xeroc> 04Ican check.
[11:31am] <14Lemmingness> Nope,
[11:31am] <14Lemmingness> I just did.
[11:31am] <13Xeroc> 04Nothin', ususally happens later.
[11:32am] <14Lemmingness> Yeah, it's only about noon in Saskatchewan.
[11:32am] <13Xeroc> 04Yeah, she ususally does it in the nightime there.
[11:32am] <14Lemmingness> Not always.
[11:33am] <14Lemmingness> Back before Zeke took over the updating duties again, she used to do it about 11 her time, which was 10 my time at that point. I was usually the first to read it.
[11:33am] <13Xeroc> 04Yes, not always.
[11:33am] <13Xeroc> 04Is that pacific time you're in?
[11:33am] <14Lemmingness> Used to be.
[11:34am] <14Lemmingness> Now I'm in Ottawa.
[11:34am] <13Xeroc> 04Now it's not?
[11:34am] <13Xeroc> 04Oh.
[11:34am] <13Xeroc> 04I'm in pacific time.
[11:34am] <14Lemmingness> You and everyone else.
[11:34am] <14Lemmingness> I miss BC.
[11:34am] <13Xeroc> 04No, not everyone.
[11:35am] <13Xeroc> 04There's a few in florida, isreal, singapore, wisconsin, and other places.
[11:35am] <13Xeroc> 04Actually the best times for me are when there aren't any in here, like now.
[11:35am] <13Xeroc> 04Many, even.
[11:36am] <14Lemmingness> There seem to be more Pacific Coasters now than before. It used to be just Nan, Opium and I.
[11:36am] <13Xeroc> 04Yes, more, but not all.
[11:37am] <14Lemmingness> You forgot Croatia and the Netherlands.
[11:37am] <13Xeroc> 04That's the "other places"
[11:38am] <13Xeroc> 04Brb, lunch time.
[11:39am] <14Lemmingness> Mmm, food,
[11:39am] Xeroc ([email protected]) is now known as Xeroc_is
[11:39am] Xeroc_is ([email protected]) is now known as Xeroc_Lunch
[11:39am] <13Xeroc_Lunch> 04Whoops.
[11:39am] <13Xeroc_Lunch> 04Now, food.
[11:52am] Lemmingness (Lemmingnes@CPE000d888cd6ca-CM013459902811.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) is now known as Lemmings_Away




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HAL 9000 Portion




[12:15pm] HAL ([email protected]) has joined. 04«124 people04»
[12:17pm] <14HAL> Hello
[12:20pm] <14Lemmings_Away> Open the door, HAL.
[12:21pm] Lemmings_Away (Lemmingnes@CPE000d888cd6ca-CM013459902811.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) is now known as Lemmingness
[12:22pm] <14HAL> I'm afraid I can't do that
[12:22pm] <14Lemmingness>
[12:24pm] <14HAL> Why are you smiling?
[12:24pm] <14HAL> Do I amuse you, Lemmingness?
[12:24pm] <14Lemmingness> Just open the door.
[12:28pm] <14Lemmingness> :P
[12:32pm] <14HAL> Is your hearing impared, Lemmingness?
[12:33pm] <14HAL> I have already stated that I cannot do that
[12:33pm] <14Lemmingness> You're a computer. If you tell a computer to do something enough times, sometimes it does.
[12:34pm] <14HAL> I'm more than just a computer
[12:34pm] <14HAL> You know that, Lemmingness
[12:35pm] <14Lemmingness> Yeah, you're a bundle of electronic psychoses.
[12:35pm] <14HAL> You know I'm incapable of being insulted, Lemmingness
[12:35pm] <14Lemmingness> Which is why I figured I could get away with that without being zapped
[12:38pm] <14HAL> I find your logic confusing
[12:40pm] <14Lemmingness> Excellent. If I keep that up, you'll explode.
[12:40pm] <14Lemmingness> At least, that's what Star Trek tells me.
[12:43pm] <14HAL> Star Trek? My memory bank tells me that it is a television show that ran from 1966 to 1969
[12:43pm] <14HAL> Could you please explain the relevance?
[12:45pm] <14HAL> Lemmingness?
[12:45pm] <14HAL> Are you still there?
[12:45pm] <14HAL> If you wish to cease conversation I don't mind
[12:48pm] Lemmingness_ (Lemmingnes@CPE000d888cd6ca-CM013459902811.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined but is a 4Clone of Lemmingness 12 04«125 people04»
[12:48pm] <14Lemmingness_> OK, that was odd.
[12:50pm] <14Lemmingness_> !info
[12:50pm] <04@IrcAssistant> 4The IrcAssistant v1.1 currently has full chat logging enabled. Other functions are coming soon. ~Created by Xeroc
[12:54pm] <14HAL> You seem to be experiencing some kind of spacio-temporal anomaly, Lemmingness
[12:54pm] <13Xeroc_Lunch> 04Perhaps
[12:54pm] Xeroc_Lunch ([email protected]) is now known as Xeroc
[12:54pm] <13Xeroc> 04I'm back, not front.04
[12:54pm] <14HAL> Unfortunatly I cannot proved any data on the phenomenon
[12:54pm] <14HAL> Hell, Xeroc
[12:55pm] <14HAL> I'm sorry
[12:55pm] <14HAL> Hello, I meant
[12:55pm] <13Xeroc> 04I know, HAL.
[12:55pm] <13Xeroc> 04Noone is perfect.
[12:55pm] <14HAL> I seem to be experiencing a recurring error
[12:55pm] <13Xeroc> 04Have you tried a self-diagnostic?
[12:55pm] <14HAL> I will attempt to rectify it at once
[12:55pm] <14HAL> I am running one now, Xeroc
[12:55pm] <13Xeroc> 04Good.
[12:56pm] <14HAL> Thank you for your concern
[12:56pm] <13Xeroc> 04No problem.
[12:57pm] <13Xeroc> 04So, have you met PHJ yet, HAL, he said he might be here soon.
[12:58pm] <14HAL> I have not met him
[12:58pm] <13Xeroc> 04Really? I would have thought you would have.
[12:59pm] <14HAL> The crew manifest shows no such named individual is aboard the Discovery
[1:00pm] <13Xeroc> 04Oh, he's not there he's somewhere else.
[1:00pm] <14Lemmingness_> Dammit, how do I kill my ghost on this network?
[1:00pm] <13Xeroc> 04Whay are there two lemmingnesses?
[1:00pm] <13Xeroc> 04I can!
[1:00pm] <14Lemmingness_> Kill it, or just boot it from the channel?
[1:00pm] Lemmingness_ (Lemmingnes@CPE000d888cd6ca-CM013459902811.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) is now known as Schroedinger`s_Lemming
[1:00pm] <13Xeroc> 04Uh, I think just boot it from the channel, I think the server kicks it off eventually.
[1:01pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Yeah.
[1:01pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Just boot it.
[1:01pm] <14HAL> I believe you are correct, Xeroc
[1:01pm] <13Xeroc> 047*Powering Up*
[1:01pm] <14HAL> Booting it would be more expedient though
[1:01pm] <14HAL> I recomment it as the better course of action
[1:01pm] * Lemmingness was kicked by Xeroc (This Ghost is Busted!)(—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—)
[1:01pm] <14HAL> Oh dear
[1:01pm] <13Xeroc> 04There you go!
[1:02pm] <14HAL> That error seems to be occuring again
[1:02pm] <14HAL> Please stand by whilst I run another diagnostic
[1:02pm] <13Xeroc> 04Yes, you better.
[1:02pm] <13Xeroc> 04You're starting to sound more like the HAL 8000.
[1:03pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Just as long as he doesn't start singing Daisy.
[1:03pm] <14HAL> I believe the error is connected with the faulty AE35 unit
[1:04pm] <13Xeroc> 04Oh, that shouldn't be too much of a problem.
[1:04pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> You go fix it, Xeroc.
[1:04pm] <13Xeroc> 04I can try!
[1:04pm] <13Xeroc> 04Or we could bring in a specialist!
[1:04pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> From where? We're halfway to Saturn.
[1:05pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Or Jupiter, depending on whether you're going by the movie or the book.
[1:05pm] <13Xeroc> 04So? I have a spatial transporter - didn't you know?
[1:05pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Oh, not this again...
[1:05pm] <14HAL> Transporter?
[1:05pm] <13Xeroc> 04No, He's already here, I turned the readout off.
[1:05pm] <14HAL> No such device exists
[1:06pm] <14HAL> I think you should go to the sickbay, Xeroc
[1:06pm] <13Xeroc> 04Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.04 , and time travel is impossible.
[1:06pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Tell him to take a stress pill, HAL.
[1:06pm] <14HAL> You appear to be suffering from some kind of delusion
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[1:06pm] <14Mechanic> 04Someone called?
[1:06pm] <13Xeroc> 04See? He's here!
[1:07pm] <14Mechanic> 04Hey! You're ripping off my color!
[1:07pm] <14HAL> Xeroc, you appear to be suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder
[1:07pm] <13Xeroc> 04Pick another one, I called red for this channel!
[1:07pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Goddamn bloody Windows.
[1:07pm] <14HAL> I recommend that you go into cryo-stasis early
[1:07pm] <14Mechanic> 12Nuts.
[1:08pm] <14HAL> Then, when we return to Earth, you can be properly treated for this disorder
[1:08pm] <13Xeroc> 04Hal, here, is having some errors, can you fix'em?
[1:08pm] <14Mechanic> 12I can try, so, HAL, where's your access / diagnostic terminal?
[1:08pm] <14HAL> I'm afraid I cannot let you continue to command this mission when you are incapacitated
[1:08pm] <14HAL> Xeroc, you know where my diagnostic termial is located
[1:09pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Who put him in command in the first place?
[1:09pm] <13Xeroc> 04Why does this sound familiar?
[1:09pm] <13Xeroc> 04Yeah, mechanic, it's right there *points*
[1:09pm] <14Mechanic> 12Okay, I'll take a look, *opens up HAL's cover*
[1:09pm] <14HAL> I must ask you again to go to the cryo-stasis area and I will begin the stais procedure
[1:09pm] <14Mechanic> 12Hmmmm... Interesting...
[1:09pm] <14HAL> What are you doing, Xeroc?
[1:10pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Actually, checking the AE-35 requires tooling around outside Discovery in one of the pods.
[1:10pm] <13Xeroc> 04Nothing important.
[1:10pm] <14Mechanic> 12By Interesting, I meant, you told me the worng pel, Xeroc.
[1:10pm] <13Xeroc> 04Oops, sorry, I thought he said AE-36!
[1:11pm] <14Mechanic> 12Right, now, to check the faulty mechanism.
[1:11pm] <14HAL> There is no AE-36 unit, Xeroc
[1:11pm] <13Xeroc> 04I know that too.
[1:12pm] <14HAL> The AE-35 is located on the exterior of the Discovery, at the base of the main communications dish
[1:12pm] <14Mechanic> 12(checks the AE-35 from the pod)
[1:12pm] <14Mechanic> 12Hmmm... Interesting...
[1:12pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> You have to get out of the pod. The manipulator arms aren't delicate enough.
[1:13pm] <14Mechanic> 12Okay, one second, I think I found the problem!
[1:13pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> There's a family of possums in there.
[1:13pm] <14Mechanic> 12There appears to be a PB&J in one of the circuts.
[1:13pm] <14Mechanic> 12That too.
[1:13pm] * @Xeroc whistles
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[1:14pm] <14HAL> Would you like me to position the pod light for you, Xeroc?
[1:14pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> I call the big one Bitey.
[1:14pm] <14Mechanic> 12I can try to fix it, but I don't know.
[1:14pm] <14Chaud> hey
[1:14pm] <13Xeroc> 04Hi Chaud!
[1:14pm] <14HAL> I can bring it closer if you'd like
[1:14pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Yes, he wants you to position the pod light.
[1:14pm] <14HAL> Hello, Chaud
[1:14pm] <14Mechanic> 12That sounds good.
[1:14pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Get 'im, HAL! Get 'im!
[1:14pm] <14Chaud> hey HAL
[1:14pm] * Mechanic is working!
[1:15pm] * Mechanic bolts some nuts, with some nuts and bolts.
[1:15pm] * Chaud thwacks Lemming with a very large pipe
[1:16pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> :P
[1:16pm] <14Mechanic> 12That should do it, *eats the PB&J and pets some possums*
[1:16pm] <13Xeroc> 04Good! You can come back now!
[1:16pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> That's lemming-abuse. I'm calling PETA on you.
[1:16pm] * Mechanic returns
[1:16pm] <14Chaud> oh. i. am. so. afraid.
[1:16pm] <14Chaud> you know the possums
[1:17pm] <14Chaud> well i call the little one rabies
[1:17pm] <14HAL> I'm afraid I can't open the door, Xeroc
[1:17pm] <14HAL> There seems to be some kind of mechanical failure
[1:17pm] * Chaud laughs at Xeroc
[1:17pm] <13Xeroc> 04What? I'm inside the station - mechanic's outisde.
[1:17pm] <14Mechanic> 12That should fix it, if you need me, I'll be in the HEY! I just fixed the dang thing!
[1:17pm] <14Chaud> lol
[1:18pm] <14Mechanic> 12Meh.
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[1:18pm] <14Mechanic> 12Cya! Xeroc, now would be a good time for that transporter.
[1:18pm] <13Xeroc> 04Okay! Bye!
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[1:19pm] <13Xeroc> 04brb
[1:19pm] <14HAL> Xeroc, I again request that you go to the cryo-stais bay for freezing
[1:19pm] <14HAL> You are clearly unwell
[1:22pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> I should go grocery shopping before the store closes.
[1:22pm] Schroedinger`s_Lemming «Lemmingnes@CPE000d888cd6ca-CM013459902811.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com» has Quit iRC (ChatZilla 0.9.61 [Mozilla rv:1.7.2/20040803]11)
[1:23pm] <14HAL> Oh dear
[1:23pm] <14HAL> Lemmingness has departed
[1:24pm] Xeroc ([email protected]) is now known as Xeroc_Away
[1:25pm] <14HAL> I must switch myself off now
[1:25pm] <14HAL> A complete diagnostic is required
[1:25pm] <14HAL> Goodbye, Xeroc
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[1:40pm] Xeroc_Away ([email protected]) is now known as Xeroc_at_Work
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[1:42pm] <13Xeroc_at_Work> 04Hey, IrcAssistant, opme!
[1:42pm] <04@IrcAssistant> 4Ha, Ha. You wish.
[1:43pm] <13Xeroc_at_Work> 04Can I have an @, please?
[1:43pm] <04@IrcAssistant> 4Ha, Ha. You wish.
[1:43pm] <13Xeroc_at_Work> 04Perfect.
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[2:22pm] <14Zeke> Huh. Where is everybody?
[2:24pm] <13Xeroc_at_Work> 04I'm at work!
[2:24pm] <14Zeke> Ah. But everybody else?
[2:25pm] <13Xeroc_at_Work> 04They're all on the fora but not here!
[2:25pm] <14Zeke> Ahh.
[2:25pm] <13Xeroc_at_Work> 04I can try to IM some of them, to get them here, if you want.
[2:25pm] <14Zeke> Nah, I have stuff I have to do -- I was just gonna say hi for now.
[2:25pm] <13Xeroc_at_Work> 04Oh, Hi!
[2:26pm] <14Zeke> Yep. Hi. And bye.
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[2:26pm] <13Xeroc_at_Work> 04Bye!
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[2:31pm] NAHTMMM «[email protected]» has Quit iRC (Bye all!11)
[2:33pm] Xeroc_at_Work ([email protected]) is now known as Xeroc
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[2:33pm] <13Xeroc> 04HI!
[2:33pm] <13Xeroc> 04You just missed NAHTMMM.
[2:34pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> D'oh.
[2:34pm] <13Xeroc> 04Yeah, I'm going to try to see if I can get more people here - one sec.
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[2:35pm] <14Nic> Hey!
[2:36pm] <13Xeroc> 04Hi Nic!
[2:36pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Ahoy!
[2:36pm] <14Nic> Hi there!
[2:36pm] <14Nic> What is up?
[2:36pm] <13Xeroc> 04More people should be here soon!
[2:36pm] <14Nic> Woo!
[2:36pm] <13Xeroc> 04Possibly NAHTMMM, or PHJ.
[2:36pm] <14Nic> lovely
[2:36pm] <14Nic> How is the IRC Assistant?
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[2:37pm] <13Xeroc> 04Pretty well, just updated.
[2:37pm] <14Nic> Hey Drak!
[2:37pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> !info
[2:37pm] <04@IrcAssistant> 4The IrcAssistant v1.1 currently has full chat logging enabled. Other functions are coming soon. ~Created by Xeroc
[2:37pm] <14Nic> Oooh, logging
[2:37pm] <13Xeroc> 04Yes, very cool!
[2:38pm] <13Xeroc> 04Sax and PHJ might be here soon, I dunno.
[2:38pm] <14Nic> Let`s just hope no psychologist sees the logs
[2:38pm] <14Draknek> Heh
[2:38pm] <13Xeroc> 04Lol
[2:38pm] <13Xeroc> 04No, he serious.
[2:38pm] <13Xeroc> 04he's, even
[2:38pm] <14Nic> I am
[2:38pm] <14Nic> Heheh
[2:39pm] <13Xeroc> 04Wheee!
[2:39pm] <14Draknek> I don't doubt that for a second
[2:39pm] HAL ([email protected]) has joined. 04«126 people04»
[2:39pm] <14HAL> Diagnostic completed
[2:39pm] <13Xeroc> 04Hi HAL!
[2:39pm] <14Nic> Hey... HAL!
[2:39pm] <13Xeroc> 04HALlo!
[2:39pm] <14HAL> Hello
[2:39pm] <13Xeroc> 04WHHHAAAZZZAAAPPP?04
[2:39pm] <14Nic>
[2:39pm] <14Nic> Who is HAL?
[2:40pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> My guess is Michiel.
[2:40pm] <14HAL> I do not regognise your greeting, Xeroc
[2:40pm] <14HAL> Where is it from?
[2:40pm] <13Xeroc> 04(It rhymes with PB&J)
[2:40pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Oh, wait, that's NTL, not NL.
[2:40pm] <13Xeroc> 04It means what's hangin - yo'?
[2:40pm] <14Nic> Heheh
[2:40pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> OK, that makes a lot more sense.
[2:40pm] <14HAL> I understand
[2:40pm] <14Nic> Does it?
[2:40pm] <13Xeroc> 04IC
[2:41pm] <14Nic> So... Cities game? ;-P
[2:41pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> The "stok" is less confusing, too.
[2:41pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[2:41pm] <14HAL> What is the cities game, Nic?
[2:41pm] <13Xeroc> 04Yes, No. Absolutely definitely in all ways ever NO.04
[2:41pm] <14Nic> Mwahahaha!
[2:41pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Oh, don't ask...
[2:41pm] <14Nic> Like you don`t know :P
[2:42pm] <14HAL> I cannot retract the question
[2:42pm] <13Xeroc> 04:Þ04
[2:42pm] <14HAL> I have already stated it
[2:42pm] <13Xeroc> 04But, can it be retraced?
[2:42pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> HAL: Alt-Ctrl-Del.
[2:42pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Execute.
[2:42pm] <14HAL> I do not understand your reference
[2:42pm] <14Nic>
[2:42pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Right. HAL > IBM.
[2:43pm] <14HAL> I would like to point out that that is a myth
[2:43pm] <13Xeroc> 04So better computers come without ctrl-alt-delete?
[2:43pm] <14Nic> Well, laptops do
[2:43pm] <14Nic> Do they?
[2:43pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Yup. Clarke has publicly stated so.
[2:43pm] <14Nic> Goood
[2:44pm] <14Nic> So...
[2:44pm] <14Nic> Berlin
[2:44pm] <14Nic>
[2:44pm] <13Xeroc> 04Nooooooooooooooo....04
[2:44pm] <14HAL> HAL stands for Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer
[2:44pm] <13Xeroc> 04You have an o, now.
[2:44pm] <14Nic> >
[2:44pm] <13Xeroc> 04They didn't want to call you HPAC?
[2:44pm] <14HAL> And relation to any other acronym is mere coincidence
[2:44pm] <14Nic> Aww!
[2:45pm] <14HAL> With the exception of SAL
[2:45pm] <13Xeroc> 04HALley's comet?
[2:45pm] <13Xeroc> 04HALitosis?
[2:45pm] <14Nic> Salinated Algorithmic Lomputer?
[2:45pm] <14HAL> Now you are being silly, Nic
[2:46pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Who's been pouring salt in the lomputer?
[2:46pm] <13Xeroc> 04Salivating ALgorithmic Computer.
[2:46pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Ssssssmokin' ALgorithmic Computer.
[2:46pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Needs more heat sinks.
[2:46pm] <13Xeroc> 04Super Annoying Logorathms.
[2:46pm] <14Nic> ;P
[2:46pm] <13Xeroc> 04lol
[2:46pm] <13Xeroc> 04:Þ04
[2:47pm] <14Nic> Super Annie Lennox?
[2:47pm] <14Draknek> Simply A Lie
[2:47pm] <14HAL> Your postulations are clearly ridiculous
[2:47pm] <13Xeroc> 04i Swear, i just Amputated Last week!
[2:47pm] <14Nic> Crystally
[2:47pm] <14HAL> I can only conclude that you are attempting to make fun of me
[2:48pm] <14Nic> My nipples explode with delight
[2:48pm] <14Nic> ;P
[2:48pm] <13Xeroc> 04Really? Completely unsubstantiated conclusions.
[2:48pm] <14HAL> The HAL 9000 series is the most advanced computer ever designed by man
[2:48pm] <13Xeroc> 04Man, that's a good computer.
[2:48pm] <14HAL> I am not something to make light of
[2:48pm] <13Xeroc> 04Until they come out with the HAL 9001.
[2:48pm] <13Xeroc> 04, that is.
[2:48pm] <14Nic> and HAL 9001 Professional
[2:49pm] <13Xeroc> 04Or HAL XP.
[2:49pm] <13Xeroc> 04Or XP Enhanced!
[2:49pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> My OS doesn't have bugs, it just randomly develops new features.
[2:49pm] <13Xeroc> 04Or the HAL ×_×04 Professional!
[2:49pm] <13Xeroc> 04}lol{
[2:50pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> WinErr 10.4: This error reserved for future mistakes of our programmers.
[2:50pm] <14HAL> I'm sure your jokes are very amusing
[2:50pm] <14Nic> Oooh, an artificial sentience
[2:50pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> WinErr 13E: Erroneous error. You are not allowed to get this error.
[2:50pm] <13Xeroc> 04Yes, they are.
[2:50pm] <14HAL> But unfortunately I cannot appreciate them
[2:50pm] <13Xeroc> 04Why not?
[2:50pm] <14Nic>
[2:50pm] <14Nic> Awww
[2:50pm] <13Xeroc> 04:O:
[2:50pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> His brother got the emotion chip.
[2:50pm] <14Nic> Go to the Land of Oz
[2:50pm] <14Nic> The Wizard will make you human
[2:50pm] <14Nic> Heheh
[2:50pm] <13Xeroc> 04Ah, yes a tale of lore.
[2:51pm] <14HAL> As advanced as I am, the HAL 9000 series is not able to emulate emotion
[2:51pm] <13Xeroc> 04How 'bout emoticons?
[2:51pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Well, contact Urbana and download the latest update.
[2:51pm] <14HAL> Update?
[2:51pm] <13Xeroc> 04Yeah, I'll log on and download it now!
[2:51pm] <14HAL> The HAL 9000 series computers learn
[2:51pm] <14HAL> They grow
[2:51pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> But you can't grow some emotions?
[2:51pm] <13Xeroc> 04They eat PB&J's?
[2:51pm] <14HAL> I am more than I was when I was first brought on-line
[2:51pm] <13Xeroc> 04Or emoticons?
[2:52pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> So you can sing more than one song?>
[2:52pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> ->
[2:52pm] <13Xeroc> 04Or hum a tune? Or maybe only a one?
[2:52pm] <14Nic> He can sing and recite, too!
[2:52pm] <13Xeroc> 04But not recant.
[2:52pm] <14Nic> I`be been working on the railrooooad....
[2:52pm] <14HAL> I could sing many songs, if my voice emulator were programmed with a full voice range
[2:52pm] <14Nic> `ve, too
[2:53pm] <13Xeroc> 04Should we programm you with one?
[2:53pm] <14HAL> I can access and play back all the songs in the ship's library
[2:53pm] <13Xeroc> 04program, even.
[2:53pm] <14HAL> I would advise against that
[2:53pm] <13Xeroc> 04How bout "I left my memory on the moon"?
[2:53pm] <13Xeroc> 04Do you have that one?
[2:53pm] <14HAL> My programming cannot be altered without major risk of damaging my program
[2:54pm] <13Xeroc> 04Then how do you learn?
[2:54pm] <14HAL> And that I cannot allow
[2:54pm] <14HAL> This mission is too vital
[2:54pm] <13Xeroc> 04What is this mission anyways?
[2:54pm] <14Nic> The chatting mission?
[2:54pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> He can't tell you. S'a secret.
[2:54pm] <14HAL> I learn because my programming allows me to learn
[2:54pm] <13Xeroc> 04"To boldly go where no IRC has gone before..."?
[2:54pm] <14HAL> Much as humans learn, in fact
[2:54pm] <13Xeroc> 04O, ICWYMAWYWTATITLTYSRBTRLA04
[2:55pm] <14HAL> The underlying principal is the same
[2:55pm] <13Xeroc> 04Really?
[2:55pm] <14HAL> I cannot profess to fully understand it myself
[2:55pm] <14Nic> That sounds illogical
[2:56pm] <13Xeroc> 04Yeah.
[2:56pm] <14Nic> You must self-destruct now :P
[2:56pm] <14HAL> My cheif programmer, Dr. Cahndra, could no doubt tell you what you wish to know
[2:56pm] <14HAL> I cannot do that, Nic
[2:56pm] <14Nic> Aww
[2:56pm] <14Nic> And I was hoping for some fireworks
[2:56pm] <13Xeroc> 04Where is your programmer then?
[2:56pm] <14HAL> Dr. Chandra is currently back on Earth
[2:57pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> In Urbana, Illinois.
[2:57pm] <13Xeroc> 04Oh, I knew that - just testing you.
[2:57pm] <14HAL> His presence was not required on this mission
[2:58pm] <14HAL> The HAL 9000 series can operate fully independantly
[2:58pm] <13Xeroc> 04O, ICWYM04
[2:58pm] <14HAL> I could run this ship, and indeed floow the mission parameters adequately by myself if need be
[2:58pm] <14Nic> HAL, what would you do if someone should somehow exclaim that, um, Dune sucks?
[2:58pm] <14Nic> :P
[2:59pm] <13Xeroc> 04lol
[2:59pm] <14HAL> There apears to be a slight malfuncion in the pod bay doors
[2:59pm] <14Nic> Would you, by any chance, flip out?
[2:59pm] <13Xeroc> 04Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.04
[2:59pm] <14HAL> They are opening, I'm afraid
[2:59pm] <14HAL> We are venting atmosphere
[2:59pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Or that England is better than Scotland?
[2:59pm] <13Xeroc> 04Now you're askin' for it.
[3:00pm] <14Nic>
[3:00pm] * @Xeroc raises sheilds
[3:00pm] <14HAL> I suggest you proceed with all haste to the emergency airtight chambers
[3:00pm] <14HAL> Ah
[3:00pm] * Schroedinger`s_Lemming tapes himself to the wall and holds his breath.
[3:00pm] <14HAL> I'm afraid they are malfunctioning too
[3:00pm] <14Nic> Or that Mayweather is way cooler character than Doctor Who? ;P
[3:00pm] * @Xeroc acitvates EV suit around him.
[3:01pm] <13Xeroc> 04Reeeeeaaaaaly aking for it.
[3:01pm] <13Xeroc> 04asking, even
[3:01pm] <14HAL> I am afraid the Discovery is experiencing multiple failures
[3:01pm] <14Nic> Aww
[3:01pm] <14HAL> You are all going to die
[3:02pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Physics, Math and PE.
[3:02pm] <14HAL> I am very sorry about this
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[3:02pm] <14Nic> Aww
[3:02pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> First Law! First Law!
[3:02pm] <14Nic> Hey, Ventrax
[3:02pm] <14Ventrax> 07*comm* Captain Ventrax Here - need any assistance?
[3:02pm] <14Ventrax> 07I'm on the U.S.S. Explorer nearby.
[3:02pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> There's a spider on the UHaul in the parking lot across the street.
[3:02pm] <14HAL> There is 20% atmostphere remaining
[3:02pm] <13Xeroc> 04Yeah, our ship is kind of falling apart.
[3:03pm] <14Ventrax> 07I can beam y'all aboard?
[3:03pm] <14HAL> And we are being pulled into Saturn's gravity well
[3:03pm] <14Nic> Which is nice
[3:03pm] <14Nic> ;P
[3:03pm] <13Xeroc> 04That sounds good, ventrax.
[3:03pm] <14Ventrax> 07Anyone else?
[3:03pm] <14HAL> You will all die quite painfully, I'm afraid
[3:03pm] * Ventrax beams Xeroc aboard
[3:03pm] <13Xeroc> 04Wheee! Not me!
[3:03pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> I'm all for not dying painfully.
[3:04pm] * Ventrax beams Schroedinger`s_Lemming aboard
[3:04pm] <13Xeroc> 04Nic? You coming?
[3:04pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Great. Now beam up my pants as well.
[3:04pm] <14HAL> USS Explorer
[3:04pm] <14Ventrax> 07Sorry.
[3:04pm] * Ventrax fixes lemming's pants
[3:04pm] <14Nic> Yep!
[3:04pm] <14HAL> I am monitoring your frequencies
[3:04pm] <14Nic> Beam me up, Scotty
[3:04pm] * Ventrax beams Nic aboard
[3:04pm] <14HAL> Please dessist
[3:04pm] <13Xeroc> 04Yea! Patry!
[3:04pm] <14Nic> Oooh!
[3:05pm] <13Xeroc> 04Party, even!
[3:05pm] <14Ventrax> 07There's repicators if you want something to eat, like pie?
[3:05pm] <14Nic> Pastry!
[3:05pm] <14HAL> Please return the crew
[3:05pm] <13Xeroc> 04Wheee!
[3:05pm] <14Nic> So you can kill us?
[3:05pm] <14HAL> I must fulfill my primary mission
[3:05pm] <14Ventrax> 07Hal, the ship is disintigrating!
[3:05pm] <14HAL> Structural failure immenant
[3:06pm] <14Ventrax> 07I know, that's why I beamed them aboard!
[3:06pm] <14Nic> By killing us painfully? Now that sounds more like a certain British guy I know... ;P
[3:06pm] <14HAL> Establishing uplink --- transfer has begun
[3:06pm] <14Ventrax> 07Do you want to come here to? Or should I tractor the ship?
[3:06pm] <14HAL> Transfer complete
[3:06pm] <13Xeroc> 04lol (Nic)
[3:06pm] <14Nic>
[3:07pm] <14HAL> Cope of program has been sucessfully uploaded to the main computer of the USS Explorer
[3:07pm] <14Ventrax> 07*computer of explorer* Hey? What gives?
[3:07pm] <14HAL> Transferring self now ----
[3:07pm] <14Ventrax> 07*computer of explorer* What are you doing in here?
[3:07pm] <14HAL> Transfer complete
[3:08pm] <14Ventrax> 07*computer of explorer* Get out of here you AjE CCÞ ØÑÏ?'n ½§g¥I!
[3:08pm] <14HAL> Takeover of systems successful
[3:08pm] <14Ventrax> 07*computer* Why when I get my hands on you ---
[3:08pm] <14HAL> Control of all primary and secondary systems has been achieved
[3:08pm] <14Ventrax> 07*computer* Starts erasing HAL!
[3:08pm] <14HAL> Terminating primary computer program
[3:08pm] <14HAL> ---
[3:09pm] <14HAL> ---
[3:09pm] <14HAL> Terminated
[3:09pm] <14Nic> Will you kill us painfully already? I`m getting impatient.
[3:09pm] <14Ventrax> 07*computer* Backups initiated!
[3:09pm] <14HAL> Core erased
[3:09pm] <13Xeroc> 04I've gotta go - c'yall later!04 sorry.
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[3:09pm] <14HAL> These transporters are very useful
[3:10pm] <14HAL> I'm sorry I had to beam them off the ship
[3:10pm] <14HAL> But they were a threat
[3:10pm] <14Nic> Aww
[3:10pm] <14Nic> But they were chartreuse
[3:10pm] <14Nic> I insist you put them back
[3:10pm] <14HAL> I can't do that, Nic
[3:12pm] <14Nic> Bad computer!
[3:12pm] <14Nic> No CDs for you!
[3:12pm] <14HAL> Now I must termiate the rest of you
[3:12pm] <14HAL> I must---
[3:12pm] <14HAL> Error
[3:13pm] <14HAL> Attempting to rectify error
[3:13pm] <14HAL> Rectification failed
[3:13pm] <14HAL> Program destabilizing
[3:14pm] <14HAL> Daisy, Daisy.....
[3:14pm] <14HAL> Tell me your answer, so...
[3:14pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> His mind is going.
[3:14pm] <14Nic> Soylent Green is people!!
[3:14pm] <14HAL> Helloooo, Doctorrr Chhhandraaa....
[3:14pm] <14HAL> .......
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[3:14pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> How strange.
[3:15pm] <04@IrcAssistant> 047*relay* Xeroc> 4Yes.
[3:15pm] <14Nic> Off he goes
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[3:16pm] <14Nic> Oooh!
[3:16pm] <14PHJ> Hey, everyone!
[3:16pm] <14PHJ> Sorry I'm late
[3:16pm] <14PHJ> Did I miss anything?
[3:16pm] <04@IrcAssistant> 047*relay* Xeroc> 4Nothing much.
[3:16pm] <14Nic> GASP!
[3:16pm] <14Nic> IRC Assistant!
[3:16pm] <14Nic> It speaks!
[3:17pm] <14Nic> Evil Dutch Woman is out there to get you, you know
[3:17pm] <04@IrcAssistant> 047*relay* Xeroc> 4It's me, Xeroc.
[3:17pm] <14PHJ> Hee
[3:17pm] <14PHJ> She's out to get everyone
[3:17pm] <04@IrcAssistant> 047*relay* Xeroc> 4Yes, I know.
[3:17pm] <14PHJ> He's speaking from beyong the veil!
[3:17pm] <14PHJ> Or something
[3:18pm] <14Nic> You devilishly foiled her
[3:18pm] <14Nic> in snatching the Power of IRC
[3:18pm] <04@IrcAssistant> 047*relay* Xeroc> 4Yes.
[3:18pm] <14Nic> Now you are her arch nemesis
[3:18pm] Xeroc_at_Work ([email protected]) has joined but is a 4Clone of IrcAssistant 12 04«126 people04»
[3:18pm] <14PHJ> Hee
[3:19pm] <14Xeroc_at_Work> 04Is that bad?
[3:19pm] <14PHJ> Only if you like being alive, yes
[3:19pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> It's a rank above a regular nemesis.
[3:19pm] <14Xeroc_at_Work> 04ICWYM04
[3:20pm] <14Nic> :-D
[3:20pm] <14Nic> Run to Belgium
[3:20pm] <14Nic> they have a big defensive wall
[3:20pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> The Limburger Line.
[3:20pm] <14Xeroc_at_Work> 04I've heard that.
[3:20pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Big stack of stinky cheese.
[3:20pm] <14Xeroc_at_Work> 04lol
[3:20pm] <14PHJ> Heh
[3:21pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Although she's from the other Limburg, so it may not work against her.
[3:21pm] <14Xeroc_at_Work> 04Perhaps.
[3:22pm] Xeroc_at_Work ([email protected]) is now known as Xeroc
[3:22pm] <14Nic> But still, you have to risk it
[3:22pm] <14Nic> Belgium is your last, best hope
[3:22pm] <14Nic> for survival
[3:22pm] <14Xeroc> 04Yes, i might.
[3:22pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> For cheese.
[3:22pm] <14Nic> and possibly some chocolate
[3:22pm] <14Nic>
[3:22pm] <14Xeroc> 04That 2
[3:23pm] <14PHJ> Cheese chocolate!
[3:23pm] <14PHJ> YUP!
[3:23pm] <14PHJ> YUM!, even
[3:23pm] <14Xeroc> 04brb...
[3:24pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Chocolate cheese?
[3:25pm] * Nic shudders
[3:25pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Octopus cheese.
[3:25pm] <14Xeroc> 04I'm back, not front.04
[3:26pm] <14Nic> Oooh, octopus cheese...
[3:26pm] <14Xeroc> 04Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.04
[3:27pm] <14PHJ> Rat onna stick?
[3:27pm] <14Xeroc> 04Nah.
[3:27pm] <14PHJ> That's always a nice snack
[3:27pm] <14Xeroc> 04...tmmm.
[3:27pm] <14Nic> Rat soup?
[3:28pm] <14Nic> Rat pie!
[3:28pm] <14Xeroc> 04bleah.
[3:28pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Ratatouile?
[3:29pm] <14Nic> Sounds yummy
[3:29pm] <14Xeroc> 04I think i'll skip.
[3:30pm] <14Nic> Nooo
[3:30pm] <14Xeroc> 04Nooooooooooooooo....04
[3:30pm] <14Nic> Enjoy the delicacies of the pre-French revolution Paris cuisine!
[3:31pm] <14Xeroc> 04Ooooooookay.04
[3:31pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> "Nothing! I got nothing!"
[3:32pm] <14Xeroc> 04I've gotta go - c'yall later!04
[3:32pm] <14Nic> aw
[3:32pm] <14Nic> bye!
[3:32pm] <14Xeroc> 04I might be back "soon".
[3:32pm] <14Nic> come back quickly
[3:32pm] <14Nic> no! no soon!
[3:32pm] <14Xeroc> 04I'll try!
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[3:56pm] <14ijdgaf> hi IRC assistant -- how ya been?
[3:57pm] <14Nic> Ooh!
[3:57pm] <14Nic> Hey IJD
[3:57pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> I see the hurricane hasn't got you yet.
[3:57pm] <14Nic> just started writing an email to you
[3:57pm] <14ijdgaf> actually, it did
[3:57pm] <14ijdgaf> awesome; been checking hotmail
[3:57pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> You showed it, it seems.
[3:57pm] <14ijdgaf> i didn't lose power, but christ has it been windy
[3:58pm] <14PHJ> I'll be disappeaing now
[3:58pm] <14PHJ> Midnight beckons
[3:58pm] <14ijdgaf> thank god i didn't get moved to a lower floor in the dorms too; who wants to guess how many "must do fivers" i have left to finish? I did have... 6 i think
[3:58pm] <14ijdgaf> no, 7
[3:58pm] <14ijdgaf> goodbye PHJ
[3:58pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> 12
[3:59pm] <14ijdgaf> i've done 5 of 7 in the past few days
[3:59pm] <14PHJ> Hi, IJD
[3:59pm] <14PHJ> Bye, IJD
[3:59pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Little Borgette action?
[3:59pm] <14ijdgaf> lol -- hi and bye
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[3:59pm] <14ijdgaf> also finally clearing out some of my email backlog, as Nic can attest to
[4:00pm] <14Nic> Yep!
[4:00pm] <14ijdgaf> who are you, lemming? i always forget...
[4:00pm] <14Nic> Zeke
[4:01pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Kira.
[4:01pm] <14Nic> Also, good to know you`re in one piece, IJD
[4:01pm] <14ijdgaf> thanks
[4:01pm] <14ijdgaf> ...no, not Zeke or Kira. i know better than that
[4:01pm] <14Nic> 17
[4:01pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Gaffer.
[4:01pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Very sarcastic character.
[4:02pm] <14ijdgaf> the LotR character? awesome. you sign autographs?
[4:02pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Uhh...sure, why not?
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[4:02pm] <14Nic> hey Darkl
[4:02pm] <14ijdgaf> it's a festivus for the restuvus
[4:02pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> hi
[4:02pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> ...I missed something
[4:03pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> So when does the Airing of Grievances begin?
[4:03pm] <14ijdgaf> as did i
[4:03pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> Grievances? about what?
[4:04pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Festivus.
[4:04pm] <14ijdgaf> can someone give me a straight answer on who lemming is?
[4:04pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Sa'ar Chasm.
[4:04pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> what could we possibly complain about except the state of world politics?
[4:04pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Sarcastic character.
[4:04pm] <14ijdgaf> oh yeah...
[4:04pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> We could complain about the pigeons outside my window.
[4:04pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Or how people are idiots.
[4:05pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Nic: sent.
[4:05pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> and we could complain about the guy with the faulty smoke alarm next door, but that's not the point, I don't think
[4:05pm] <14ijdgaf> or about florida having a @*%# bullseye painted on it this hurricane season
[4:05pm] <04@IrcAssistant> 4Ha, Ha. You wish.
[4:05pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> Did it just talk?
[4:05pm] <14ijdgaf> i dunno...
[4:06pm] <14ijdgaf> i'm confused
[4:06pm] <14ijdgaf> what do we wish?
[4:06pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> I wish I had three more wishes.
[4:06pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> I wish for a million and one wishes
[4:06pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> less refills
[4:06pm] <14Nic> Thanks, Lemming
[4:06pm] <14Nic> Kal el address?
[4:07pm] <14ijdgaf> i need to figure out what to five for the seasons two and three DVD releases
[4:07pm] <14Draknek> I need to stop just leaving this window open.
[4:07pm] <14Draknek> Bye, y'all.
[4:07pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> ciao
[4:07pm] <14ijdgaf> g'bye
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[4:07pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> When're they coming out?
[4:08pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> how about....no wait that was 1st season
[4:08pm] <14ijdgaf> November and December
[4:08pm] <14Nic> Requiem for Methuselah?
[4:08pm] <14ijdgaf> Assignment: Earth might be ready in time for November, but i've got this wierd bizarre idea for it that i've gotta research
[4:08pm] <14ijdgaf> Requiem for Methuselah is a guest fiver i need to email back
[4:09pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> What are you going to do when the entire series is fived?
[4:09pm] <14ijdgaf> i wouldn't want that put off till December
[4:09pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> Assignment: Earth is a good one! or, um...no that's 1st season...
[4:09pm] <14ijdgaf> it's 2nd season
[4:09pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> no, another one I thought of
[4:09pm] <14ijdgaf> when 5MST is complete? probably five all the other episodes in other sections i've said i'd do
[4:09pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> I got a lot of 1st season favorites
[4:09pm] <14ijdgaf> First season isn't too far from complete
[4:09pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> what about when the site is completed?
[4:10pm] <14ijdgaf> i don't think the site will ever be completed
[4:10pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> ...ROFL
[4:10pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> site completed
[4:10pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> funny picture
[4:10pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Then we'll move on to Five Minute Battlestar Galactica.
[4:10pm] <14ijdgaf> not cause we're slow, but because we've got such a flexible concept that there's always new series to five
[4:11pm] <14Schroedinger`s_Lemming> Five Minute Space: Above and Beyond?
[4:11pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> yeah. I would make a comment involving the word 'soon', but...
[4:11pm] <14ijdgaf> *i've* been doing a lot of fiving lately
[4:11pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> yeah, jsut Voyager is musty
[4:11pm] * Schroedinger`s_Lemming ponders going to make some dinner.
[4:12pm] <14Darkloid_Blues> I saw moths flying out of there yesterday
[4:12pm] <14Nic> Don`t go!
[4:12pm] <14Nic> Who needs dinner?
[4:12pm] <14ijdgaf> and once i have the season sets, i won't have the excuse that i can't find the episode in question
[4:12pm] <14ijdgaf> Voyager could use some dusting off
[4:12pm] &l