SigKitty Kidnapped!

[Opium]

Well, ...
Chapter 2: Jake's Story

Opium: What if Ginga wants to have Seko kidnapped?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: That’s one nutter short of a whirled hot rum.
Opium: Right…

In a dark place, probably a basement suite,

John: Maybe I will get a personality!
Jake: No. I am writing this. I have the typewriter. I will not give you a personality.
John: Please?
TopHatMan: I found this strange sigkitty while I was wandering around the mall dazed and confused. I have brought sigkitty home, as she has now gotten too much attention. She was in MY mall.
John: Sweet! We can…like…get attention with this somehow!
Jake: You realize that this will also give attention to…
John: Shut up typewriter boy!
Jake: Um…sure. I’ll go buy some sigkitty food.
SigKitty: meow.
TopHatMan: I can’t be sure, but that meow may have meant something else than meow!
SigKitty: Mao.

What will happen to Seko the SigKitty? Will John and TopHatMan get attention? Will Jake come back with Iams or Purina sigkitty food?

Opium: Nah! I made it work, I made it work.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Here, have some rum. Perhaps, since being sober makes you crazy, rum will make you sober.
To be continued?