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10. "Is that a phaser [rifle] in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me."
9. "Captain, we are out of coffee"
8. Redshirts who get lines but refuse to die
7. Anyone that mentions chili and Porthos in the same sentence; warning if in same conversation
6. Anyone who mentions time travel to Janeway before she has had her coffee