June 20

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Odo: Not an accident, eh? That means someone did it on purpose. And it's Garak's shop, so -- GASP! Someone wanted to kill Garak!
Sisko: Hmm... I don't quite follow, but I have faith in your deductive skills.

Graduate of the Slowly And Painfully Working Out The Surprisingly Obvious Detective School.

Flaxian: Whoa! Bad idea. Those are the ingredients of Lwaxana Troi's latest perfume, Exaggeration.
Odo: A likely story! I'm betting they create a deadly poison!
Flaxian: What did I just say?

*snicker*

Quark: The Flaxian was in my bar all day. If he planted any bombs, he did it with really long, invisible arms.
Odo: Did you see any of those, Garak?
Garak: (shrug)

It was Reed and Sue Richards child!

Garak: When was the last time you actually brought that Romulan observer on a Defiant mission?

An excellent question.

Garak: Yes, but I wouldn't get any insurance money from disguising myself as Major Kira.

If she caught you, you might get life insurance money.

Odo: When we get back to the the station, I'm banning those damn crosswords.

It's the joke that keeps on giving.