October 1

[PointyHairedJedi]

Woo hah!

Wash: Point taken. Anyway, "Beeeeeagles iiiin Spaaaace!" just doesn't sound quite right. What's a monosyllabic animal you could put in space?
Zoe: Jayne.

Book: O! Ack! Argh! Woe is me!
Zoe: You can stop moaning now Shepherd, you're unconscious.
Book: Oh. Sorry.
Zoe: Good. Now Kaylee, as I was saying --
Book: O! I am passed out!
Kaylee: Should I maybe put another bullet in him?

Simon: Well, you know, we walk into this hospital and steal stuff. Like, expensive medicine and stuff! It'll be fun!
Mal: Don't you think you should think this through a little more?
Simon: Dammit Captain, I'm a doctor, not a criminal mastermind!

Zoe: Stealing, stealing, lalala...
Mal: This medicine is like liquid gold! Except not gold colored. And liquid gold doesn't come in little bottles that say stuff like "Propoxine" or "Hydrozepam" on the labels. Also, liquid gold --
Zoe: Sir, shut up.
Mal: Okay.

Hooray for Fiverfly!

..Yeah, that was pretty awful.