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08-24-2006, 10:25 PM
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Oh yeah, love Stargate. Now that Andromeda is gone I really do think that Stargate is THE only worthwhile sci-fi on network television these days.
Here's a plug for Five-Minute Stargate. It hasn't been updated since dinosaurs roamed the earth, but if you like my work I have a bunch over there. Anyone else a Vala fan? Favorite episode=Window of Opportunity, no question.
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08-24-2006, 11:52 PM
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Who doesn't love that episode? It has everything.
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08-25-2006, 01:08 AM
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This fiver was compiled by me years ago by piecing together all of the best parts of the fivers written by the individual members of the 5MSG team. This is the first time it's been seen by the public at large. It's not an "official" fiver, but oh well...
PS. WOO currently holds the record for the episode with the most different official fivers attached to it. If Zeke allowed that here, we'd be in a real mess, wouldn't we? The All-Star Window of Opportunity Fiver by the fivists of 5MSG. O’Neill: Whatcha doin’? Carter: Haven’t you read the script? O’Neill: I never read your reports, what do you think? Daniel: By the way, you aren’t remotely the linguist I am. Malakai: Well bully for you. I was just gonna stun you and let you use the time machine to rescue Sha’re, but I think I’ll introduce you to Mr. Zappy instead. Daniel: Hi, Mr. Zap-Ow! Teal’c: The ruins are making weird zappy things. Malakai: Bow before the King of Groundhog Day! O’Neill: Um, I think not. Gyrare! Daniel: What do you think? O’Neill: Me? Think? Are you nuts? O’Neill: The wigginess factor is way into the red, urgent bit on the dial. Hammond: What makes you say that? O’Neill: Well last time SG-12 came back they had a sprained ankle, but this time it’s a splinter in a finger. Hammond: Weird. Teal’c: Indeed. Daniel: Hey, Jack! Siler: Wham! Daniel: Was there any point in fiving that scene? Fivists: Not really. Heh. Gyrare! Redshirt: Bam! Teal’c: You meant that! Redshirt: Did not! Teal’c: Then stop it! Gyrare! Daniel: What do you think? O’Neill: 42? Daniel: No. Carter: Is he trying to drown himself in his Froot Loops? Carter: Look at this nifty subspace bubble the time machine is making by connecting Stargates. Hammond: I thought you could only connect two Stargates at a time. Carter: Hey, I don’t proofread the technobabble, I just read it! Gyrare! Daniel: You do know that you could do anything, right? O’Neill: Meep Meep! Teal’c: *raises eyebrow* Hammond: What happened? SG-12: I’m not sure. The mission was going fine when we were suddenly bombarded by golf balls. Hammond: Colonel O’Neill! Gyrare! Redshirt: Sorry, sir, I... Teal’c: *Wham!* Redshirt: Ouch! Teal’c: Wow, that felt even better than I thought it would. O’Neill: I resign. Carter, kiss me! Hammond: But the paperwork takes days to–oh, shiny! O’Neill: Gotta love dogtags. Gyrare! Daniel: I figured out how to turn off the time machine. O’Neill: You mean you took my translation, the results of hundreds of loops, and then you slapped some colorful slides together and took the credit. Daniel: Well, yeah... Stargate: Whoosh! O’Neill: Atmospheric hinkiness. As far as time goes on this planet, less is more. *beat* Wow, accurate in so many ways. Teal’c: Indeed. Carter: This is scaring me. Daniel: I know the feeling. Malakai: I suppose you’ve come down to dissuade me from my horrific plot. Good luck. O’Neill: You watch way too much NextGen. Teal’c: Indeed. Malakai: You can’t understand my pain! O’Neill: What we understand is that... SG-1: “In short, in matters vegetable animal and mineral, he is the very model of a modern Major General! He...” Malakai: I give in, I give in! Sheesh, it’s so hard to be an evil villain nowadays. Stargate: Whoosh! Daniel: You do anything crazy while you were looping? O’Neill: That is a good question, Daniel. Daniel: Are you avoiding the question? O’Neill: Also a good question.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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08-25-2006, 05:04 AM
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There is only one thing to be said about that fiver...
 The episode was made of win and awesome, and the fiver held that up. Congrats to all writers of it. Yes, Vala! She's cool. She's a mercenary. ...Okay, so one leads to the other. But still.
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#5
08-28-2006, 01:33 AM
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I haven't kept up with Stargate lately. When I heard about the cancellation, I got my hands on 200. (The 200th episode, sorta written like that collab fiver up there.)
I squeed, I laughed, it was awesome... ...point is, the fact that SG-1 is, indeed, ending got me interested again. I can't be the only one sucked in. (It's a good kind of sucked in, honest.)
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#6
08-28-2006, 03:23 AM
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Tonight on Quotes Truncated For Comic Effect....
Hejira: It's a good kind of sucked.
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#7
08-28-2006, 05:57 AM
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Being an MST3K fan, I've probably actually said that.
I mean it. I've been hardened to bad fics. I even MSTed one last night, which involves reading it over and over and over and over. Where am I post it?
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