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Old 10-31-2006, 12:56 AM
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Hooray! Appreciation! Thanks, Mudshark!

My favorite is an oldie. "The Void". Anthropomorphization! Poindexter McGunderbund! Canadian political jokes I don't understand!

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Old 10-31-2006, 03:20 AM
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People who live in Canada don't get Canadian political jokes. :D

I can't pick one. I'd have to go with all the 'spare season' ones--VVS and WYCBT. All of those ones crack me up.
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Old 10-31-2006, 03:32 AM
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Canadian political jokes? What would those be like?

Okay, I had a "what matters less than Canadian politics" joke already, but I'm really not in the mood to have my head shoved onto a pike today. The pikes you people carry these days always clash with my hair.
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Okay, I had a "what matters less than Canadian politics" joke already, but I'm really not in the mood to have my head shoved onto a pike today. The pikes you people carry these days always clash with my hair.
There aren't many pike in BC anyway. Plenty of salmon, though.
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Old 10-31-2006, 03:55 AM
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Hooray! Appreciation! Thanks, Mudshark!
Hey, no problem. It really was the first fiver I thought of when I started writing that post, and it still makes me laugh.

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My favorite is an oldie. "The Void". Anthropomorphization! Poindexter McGunderbund! Canadian political jokes I don't understand!

Classic!

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Heh, Poindexter McGunderbund. Heh heh heh.
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Old 10-31-2006, 01:03 PM
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I'm not sure I should thank you, Sa'ar, for getting Shrek stuck in my head with that pike bit.
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Whichever ENT one it was that had the "T'Porthos" joke in made me chuckle. I've also a soft spot for the TMP fiver; perhaps the one that I remember liking the most though is "The Omega Glory", largely in part due to the whole Kirk-as-Zoidberg thing it has going on.
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I'm not sure I should thank you, Sa'ar, for getting Shrek stuck in my head with that pike bit.
Do what to whonow? Shrekwhatnow?
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Old 10-31-2006, 09:24 PM
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Hey, another h2g2 gag! Standing ovation time!

Shrek had a great speech in the first movie about how ogres were about more than just storming into town, sticking people's heads on pikes, and drinking their bodily fluids.
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