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This claims to be the funniest five-second clip on the internet. DRAMA!
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Heh. Spiffy posted an avatar-size version of that a couple of weeks ago, and I can watch it over and over.
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On a more educational note, here is a video about your changing bodies.
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The funniest part is the plethora of dimwitted users who think it's real.
On a similar note, sex education for Metroids. You think humans get confused by the changes their bodies go through?
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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Discussion question: how many of you learned about the word plethora from Three Amigos? Si, El Guapo!
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Oh, don't get me started on xkcd. That guy makes me SO MAD. I've said before that I could have been the Websnark guy -- well, I could have been the xkcd guy even more. But noooo, he's the one giving a speech at MIT on the strength of his stick figures.
ARRRRRGH. Also, he's one of those smug Linux jerks who are all smug and jerky about their smug jerky Linuxness. And he can't stop pointing out all the sex he's apparently had. And -- look, I acknowledge that this is spite. I love his comics; he deserves his success. But he's yet another guy who came after me and got famous doing my kind of humour. I can't help being frustrated by that. Not me. Never seen it.
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You were simply ahead of your time, Zeke.
And now? Now you're old and past it. Such is life.
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Nor I. I knew it even before Radar took his correspondence course.
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You have selected "Kosh Naranek" as your counsellor! Have a nice day!
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xkcd is the next step. I guarantee it. I mean, you totally could have done River Tam Beats Up Everyone. Of course, that means closing down this website and going mainstream. But it's not like there's been a Trek fiver yet this year. It would be hard to miss it any harder than we already do. Although I freely admit I carried the Shran apology around for days afterwards. Days. Posted it in my locker. And, you know what? The Trekkies came. And they laughed.
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