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03-19-2008, 11:44 AM
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Five-Minute Favor the Bold
Sisko: No, and I really don't know what the Admirals were thinking with that strategy. We're going to retake Deep Space Nine or blow our special effects budget trying. Dax: It's about time! What made up your mind? Sisko: I have a sneaking suspicion that Dukat won't feed my fish. I want to get back there before they croak. Now there's a poll waiting to happen: what kind of fish would Sisko have? Kira: We're looking for Odo. Jem'Hadar Soldier: He's... unavailable at the moment. Quark: What's that supposed to mean? Jem'Hadar Soldier: It means -- Bajoran Soldier: Boump chicka bow-bow! Bow-bow? I thought it was "bow-wow." Kira: Will you do it for a Vorta Snack? Weyoun: No. Ah, the ever-impressive, well-contained, but never (almost) duplicated Scooby Snack gag. I love to use it myself. Kira: Well, all right, as long as you think Morn can keep this quiet. Why don't we use Morn's muteness as a gag more often? (PNQ time!) Dukat: Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Damar: Really? Dukat: No, but that's what we're going to be telling the Dominion. Kapeesh? Woah. Dukat saying "kapeesh." Don't see that every day.
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03-19-2008, 03:27 PM
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 Besides, what else would he say there? "Khepesh" wouldn't make much sense, after all...
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03-19-2008, 08:20 PM
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I don't know, but I'd imagine Vic Fontaine saying kapeesh before Dukat.
CV, I have no idea what you're talking about.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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03-20-2008, 04:31 PM
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If it were Vic saying it, it would be "capisce".
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03-21-2008, 01:59 AM
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I was unsure of the spelling, so I followed the fiver's lead. Shocking, right?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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03-21-2008, 07:19 AM
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Five-Minute Resolutions
Chakotay: Hey! Don't I get to say goodbye too? Janeway: Nah, you're boring. I still remember distinctly how Jim Wright felt that this particular plot point was inaccurate. After all, a third of the crew was once his, right? Janeway: Why are you pointing that way, little fella? What are you trying to say? Monkey: There's a storm coming, you ditz. Yeesh. That's one smart monkey. One hopes that Janeway didn't go bananas. Hey, why is everyone throwing rotting fruit? Tuvok: What makes you think you can change my mind when Harry failed? Kes: For starters, I'm way cuter than he is. Tuvok: Good point. It's only now that I think about how I'd have laughed if Tuvok only said "Point," as though he's trying to be street smart or something.  Five-Minute Body Parts Rom: How's the bidding going? Quark: High bid is a Canadian Loonie, two buttons and some pocket lint. Yeah, I know that a loonie is a buck, but I'm suddenly struck by how valuable a four-hundred year old piece of currency would be worth to Quark. Yeah, yeah, "you're overthinking again, Nate." Grumble, grumble... Sisko: Quark, we've just received a shipment of furniture from the planet I'keya, but they only sent one Allen key to assemble it with. Sure, IKEA, that part of the joke makes sense, but Allen keys? Isn't this the sort of thing that self-sealing stem bolts were created for?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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07-13-2009, 05:03 AM
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Wheel of Morality turn turn turn, tell us the lesson we should learn...
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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