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Old 07-26-2010, 01:41 AM
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"She never trusted Abrams, and she never will," suggests an anonymous friend. "She'll never forgive them for the death of Spock's mom."
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Is Gerardo's Ford a reference to Ford theater?
I also thought he meant [s]Gerald Ford[/s] what evay said.

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When reached for comment, Anton Yelchin was found wearing dark sunglasses and a baseball cap with the price tag still attached. Visibly shaken, he offered, "I'm terrified that there's still a crazed woman out there, gunning for Abrams' navigators."
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

IJD, there are enough atrocious puns in there that I'm seriously considering flying to California, working out exactly who and where you are and visiting grievous bodily harm upon you with an assortment of novelty inflatable hammers.
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Old 07-26-2010, 01:53 AM
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Duh. Gerald Ford. Never mind.
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Old 07-26-2010, 04:41 AM
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Also ten-jentially related:

-the number of letters in "This Just In"

-The number of years since the assassination of Abraham Lincoln (in a roundabout way).

Thanks for the comments, one and all!
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Old 07-27-2010, 12:32 AM
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It is suggested by some that she utilized transwarp beaming technologies to return to Vulcan itself. It is suggested to some that they kindly resume consumption of doctor-prescribed medication.
Great TJI, IJD.

By the way, I like the new member titles, Zeke. Although I suddenly feel a strange urge to insult everyone I know. In alphabetical order. Are you bovvered?
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Old 07-30-2010, 05:43 PM
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Well that was pretty funny.

Also, red matter, fech.
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Old 08-25-2010, 12:18 PM
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Erm, Day 10?
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Old 08-26-2010, 05:26 AM
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Right, sorry. It's coming. I hit a patch of inertia there.
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