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Old 11-03-2015, 05:44 AM
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(By the way, it's easy to tell the screenshot is fake by the timestamps -- looks like Wowbagger made this at least a year ago and just got around to using it. But I didn't notice that when I replied, and I'm rather proud of myself for having the confidence to call him out anyway. He will not destroy this and confuse us on my watch.)

What's wrong with the site? Nothing, of course. It hasn't changed at all.

You might describe its condition as... static.
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Old 11-03-2015, 11:09 AM
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See? The data of the site itself is fine. Somehow the transmission of it is being disrupted by the projection of some other universe into ours. A universe with apes. And non-functional television sets.
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Old 11-04-2015, 04:37 AM
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But, seriously, though, we're all talking about the fact that FG has been here for months and still doesn't have a funny user profile subtitle, right?
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make the fucking static stop and restore my ability to shout in all caps goddammit zeke
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Old 11-06-2015, 08:31 PM
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On the one hand, I have a sneaking suspicion the static is almost over. How many days has it been again?

On the other hand, the degree of your reaction alarms me. Even wishing for all-caps? Did static run over your dog?
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On the one hand, I have a sneaking suspicion the static is almost over. How many days has it been again?
Well, I posted on . . . oh. Is this a Ring thing?
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Old 11-07-2015, 02:50 AM
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Ksssssssh.
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On the one hand, I have a sneaking suspicion the static is almost over. How many days has it been again?
Pffft, how should we know? Didn't exactly show up in the RSS feed, did it?

(NOTE: I actually have no idea whether it showed up in the RSS feed. My local network blocks the entire LiveJournal domain as pornography.)
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On the other hand, the degree of your reaction alarms me. Even wishing for all-caps? Did static run over your dog?
Not a dog person. No, I was just irritated because I was trying to type something in all-caps and every time I hit "preview post," the site automatically made it sentence case. I get enraged when MS programs "correct" what I've written, and I've never seen a BBS interface do it.

And dude, your static background made me nauseated for a good half-hour after I got off my computer, so yeah, annoyed!
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