Five-Minute Enterprise S3: The Wrap Party

[Nate the Great]

After reading the article, I'm sure I would've found it hilarious if I'd actually watched the whole season or read the fivers. And it'll probably be another nine years before I do.

[Wowbagger]

Sato: There were a couple of Season 2 fivers that suggested it was on the back burner. So I was ready, even if it didn't make a ton of sense to me. Why would my character settle for a non-entity like Travis?

Reporter: Some would argue that Sato is, at best, marginally an entity.

Dis got me good. Immaculate joke construction.

I was pleased very much to remember why Archer's arm hurts so much, and the Hoshi/Travis subplot.

I was equally pleased not to remember (before suddenly remembering) that Samus Aran played a major role in this season.

Slightly ashamed to confess that Phlox's insane claims about a unicode credit got me to actually open the speaker credit in Inspector to see if it was true. (It is not. Billable hours... what a lying scumbag.)

Incredible that this was all written in 20X5. It's not too late for us to get S4 in 20X6!

[Zeke]

Yes! I knew someone would check the Unicode thing.

Btw, I forgot to mention in the newspost that there's a footnote giving the details of the "weird order" Season 3 was published in. Look for an asterisk and float your cursor over it. This style of annotation is something I'm planning to make more use of in the future.

[NAHTMMM]

Very funny as always.

Zeke: Ah. Well, it feels good to be done. This is the fourth full season of fivers I've written so far --

Reporter: You know you're the only one who counts VVS8, right?

Poor Zeke.

That's a sharp-looking hover annotation. Web 2.0 isn't completely useless.