Group Adaptive Story - Like the onebyone story, only stranger.

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Then suddenly everyone was sitting at a table with a cooked Turkey in the middle.
"Thanksgiving already? The year sure did fly by, said John.
"Who cares? Lets Eat!" yelled Jack.

The Characters of Group Adaptive Story would like to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Mind you,in Canada we have Thanksgivings, in October." said Neo.
And unfortunetly, John wasnt that good a cook. Aragorn had to treat him for food poisoning, and it made everyone annoyed.
"Poorest John, his life is full of self-caused sorrow" said Legolas.
"Perhaps...perhaps his eyesight it poor" said Tara.
Eowyn checked by swinging a sword at John. John flinched as she purposely missed.
"Oh sure, just make me even MORE jelouse" said Aragorn.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]And a little bird in the trees chirped as Aragorn killed John yet again.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Why do you keep killing him?" asked Neo,'Isnt that a bit harsh?"
"Nah, John is just like an orc" said Aragorn,"Only less smelly."
"Doesnt every Orc have a worthwhile life force?" asked Neo.
"Nope. they're evil elves, not like Leggy...er, Legolas here" said Aragorn."And John...well...he's like a Christmas tree farm:They grow, yah cut 'em down"
"Yes...but you only cut Xmas trees down once a year!" said John v.247.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"You know, Aragorn, you're wrong about John being just like an orc, only less smelly," said Legolas. "He isn't!"
Everyone looked quizzically at Legolas.
"He's smellier."[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]John was mad at that comment, and launched himself at Legolas.
"Everybody was kung-fu fighting" came over the speakers.
Legolas punched John.
"those cats were fast as lightening"
Aragorn tripped John.
"In fact it was a little bit fright'ning"
Legolas and Aragorn threw John out of the train station.
"But they fought with expert timing"
John landed and rolled down the slight hill, into the canyon. Eowyn had to save Legolas and Aragorn from also falling down the canyon. Arwen ran and gave Aragorn a big hug and kiss.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"I think we need more dead people walking around" said Willow.
"Dead people? Why is that?" asked Legolas.
In a Q-like flash, John reappeared in the train station.
"Oh, hi John. Because killing John is getting old." Willow answered, barely noticing him.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"How about killing Mr Anderson?" said Aragorn," We already have enough competion for the girls!"
But of course, Mr Anderson just started running around the train station.
Thankfully, Legolas was fast enough to catch him.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Aragorn started the incoherent mumbling he classified as singing.
People screamed.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Strangely, Aragorn's "singing" summomoned Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry. And strangly, hobbits hate Mr Anderson. So, they attacked him, and with an expertly weilded frying pan, Mr Anderson died. And of course, came back. So the hobbits attacked again.
Legolas, Aragorn, Jack, Willow, Tara, and John popped some corn and watched the scene over and over and over. Oh, but poor John choked on some popcorn.
Suddenly there was white. "Mr Anderson, how are you?" asked John.
"Dead again. You?" replied Anderson.
"Oh, here we live again" said John. And they were back to being attacked by hobbits and popcorn.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]2 hours later the movie ended. They got in their cars and all went home. When they got home, they all got online and started chatting with each other about the movie.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Which was, admittedly, a pretty dumb thing to do.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Legolas began to shrink due to lack of attention, so Aragorn brought all the audience back. Eowyn was very happy with this development. She and Legolas caught a train to Niagra Falls, Ontario, and had a good time, and then returned to The Train Station.
"Hmm, well...what should we do?"asked Frodo of Samwise. They decided to write the story Legolas and Eowyn.
"So that leaves us three..." said Aragorn. However, Jack and Arwen where already discussing proper eyeliner technique. Frustrated, Aragorn, who really only had a penchant for black hair colour to cover up the grey, found John and Mr. Anderson and had a guys night...of DOOM...[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]... which ended with them doing the most unspeakable things at a piercing parlour.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Aragorn, I feel you are in pain" said Legolas when Aragorn, John and Mr Anderson returned.
"Well...yah...we sort of...went to Stick's Piercing Palace...and..." Aragorn showed his new earlobe cartilidge barbell."And there are more...".
Legolas, usually composed, burst in laughter.
"How are you going to expalian this to your dear Arwen? Bet she'll be sad she didnt get my Leggy" said Eowyn, barly able to talk between giggles.
Frodo and Sam wondered about what other piecing their could be, but John and Mr Anderson got mad. So they killed the renewable John and Mr Anderson.
"Too bad I cant do that with Aragorn" said a fuming Arwen.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]The man in the top hat came in and sat at the table next to the group. Everyone ignored him only because they thought he was an extra. The man spoke, for this caused everyone in the room to stop what they are doing because everyone knows that extras that speak get killed off. (Hmmm, that explains John's condition. He is a perm. extra that keeps getting killed off.) The man, showing his star status, continued by saying, "Do not be alarmed, for I have star status." John laughed at first, then stopped suddenly when he realized he didn't have star status, so he died. John came back running in the room and begged the man for star status. The man agreed, took his top hat off, and pulled out a contract for John to sign. John signed it. The man smiled, put his hat back on, and walked out the door. "Wow, I have star status!" yelled John.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Unfortunately, that's not going to work for you," said Aragorn, "as you happen to be on a show written by JMS, who sees absolutely nothing wrong in killing off major characters."

"Ah, nuts," said John, as he prepared to die again.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Poor John died once again, this time because Eowyn was testing her bo's new bow.
"Well, Legolas, you're more skilled with bows and arrows, I'm more skilled with a sword" said Eowyn.
"Dear, it was just John, no one really cares." said Legolas.
John came back, this time with McCoy from Law and Order.
"This man is trying to get me to charge someone with his murder...but since he's alive...I dont really care" said McCoy.
And then Aragorn noticed a goo where John had died...[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]... and then somebody's brain exploded.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Just great! More goo to clean up." said Aragorn.[/colorost_uid0]