June 21

[FatMatDuhRat]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]You're all just haters. [bost_uid0]Piercing and Tattoos[/bost_uid0] are unique
ways of expressing human creation by disfiguring yr
bodies in the most painful ways imaginible.

& I know for a fact that [bost_uid0]Zeke[/bost_uid0] has a giant [bost_uid0]"5MV"[/bost_uid0] inked
across his back. It's how you can spot him inna large
crowd whenever he goes to the beach or some other
place where a person frequently takes off their shirt.
:suspicious:
BTW, I am immensely enjoying my vacation today!
(Go U.S.A.) [/colorost_uid0]

[Kira]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="FatMat426"]BTW, I am immensely enjoying my vacation today!
(Go U.S.A.) Â [/quoteost_uid0]
A three-day weekend? Â Pffft. Â Canada Day fell on a Tuesday this year, so I took Monday off and got a four-day weekend. Â So ha ha.

Oh, and Vancouver-Whistler won their 2010 Olympic bid on Wednesday, so that was like a mini Canada Day too. :bigsmile:[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]A three-day weekend? Pffft. Canada Day fell on a Tuesday this year, so I took Monday off and got a four-day weekend. So ha ha.[/quoteost_uid0]

I turned up on Tuesday by mistake. Of course, I slept in until ten and had to come to the office to check my email anyway, so it wasn't a total loss.

However, I left work Wednesday afternoon to go to my Grandma's funeral and was told not to come back until Monday.[/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[quoteost_uid0="FatMat426"][color=#000000ost_uid0]& I know for a fact that [bost_uid0]Zeke[/bost_uid0] has a giant [bost_uid0]"5MV"[/bost_uid0] inked across his back.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]What a coincidence! I know for a fact that FatMat is about to die.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Uh-oh - his tail is rattling. Everyone back off slowly, and don't make any sudden moves.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]You can borrow my Wakizashi of Smiting, if you want, Zeke. Right after I dismember Pointy. )[/colorost_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Nice knowing ya Mat

Might wanna lend it Nan, I don't know how rusty the Hammer of Smiting is.

[quoteost_uid0]BTW, I am immensely enjoying my vacation today!
(Go U.S.A.)[/quoteost_uid0]

Although I am as well, I had to work today in the blazing heat (I work at a grocery store - pushing carts among other lowly things)[/colorost_uid0]

[FatMatDuhRat]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]What's a [bost_uid0]Wakizashi?[/bost_uid0]
:S[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Edit: Gahh!

Wakizashi.

Actually, though the wakizashi has finesse, I think I shall replace it with the Naginata of Smiting.

I just broke off a year-long friendship (some "friend") so my fuse is a little short. Sorry if I'm snippy.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]What a coincidence! I know for a fact that FatMat is about to die.[/quoteost_uid0]
Is that "is about to die" or "will die soon"?

*runs*[/colorost_uid0]

[FatMatDuhRat]

[quoteost_uid0="catalina_marina"][color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Zeke:[/bost_uid0] What a coincidence! Â I know for a fact that
FatMat is about to die.

Is that "is about to die" or "will die soon"?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]My [bost_uid0][uost_uid0]$$[/uost_uid0][/bost_uid0] is on [bost_uid0]"soon."[/bost_uid0] (And I don't have too much
to spend so I hope I'm right.)

Also... the [bost_uid0]katana[/bost_uid0] looks cooler than a [bost_uid0]wakazashi.[/bost_uid0]
(Say that three times very fast w.out stuttering.)[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]What's a Wakizashi?[/quoteost_uid0]

Strangely enough I actually know that answer to that one - though I've never been entirely sure how you'd Smite someone with one. When it comes to Smiting, I prefer to utilise a good old fashioned grand piano. Has almost as much comedy value as the fish.[/colorost_uid0]

[Kira]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I will smite you with... [iost_uid0]a herring[/iost_uid0]![/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]OK, but you have to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with it first.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]It's really more a Wakizashi of Evisceration.

You can do some serious smiting with a naginata or a katana.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Your knowledge of sharp, pointy objects is somewhat worrying....[/colorost_uid0]

[FatMatDuhRat]

[color=#000000ost_uid0](Cut & Pasted from [bost_uid0]5-Min-Durka Returns[/bost_uid0])

[bost_uid0]Rygel:[/bost_uid0] (playing with a knife) Oh how I love this sharp, pointy, [iost_uid0]painful[/iost_uid0] piece of metal.
[bost_uid0]Aeryn:[/bost_uid0] What're you doing?
[bost_uid0]Rygel:[/bost_uid0] [iost_uid0]Nothing![/iost_uid0] And I wasn't conspiring to carve my initials in Durka's hide.
[bost_uid0]Aeryn:[/bost_uid0] Suuuure you weren't.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[quoteost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Your knowledge of sharp, pointy objects is somewhat worrying....[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well, I AM evil. )[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Well, I AM evil.[/quoteost_uid0]

You may require an alignment change.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I'm not THAT evil. My evil is largely recreational.

None of that organized evil that requires megalomania, and mountain fortresses. I don't have the will and the inclination to set up a mountain fortress.[/colorost_uid0]