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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]King Albert.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]Price Albert in a can[/color ost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]canned cheese[/color ost_uid0]
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The Zeke has faltered. You must bring the Restoration...The time of the Reckoning is at hand. It is the end...Or the beginning. The user formerly known as Itachi |
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]Hi, I'm Cheese.(Limburger, that's me. )[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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#5125
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]I'm trout, give me all your money.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
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#5126
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]Help, I was robbed by a trout![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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#5127
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]GAK! I was thwapped by a kipper![/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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#5128
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]You must chop down the largest tree in the forest with .... a herring.[/color ost_uid0]
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Methinks Ted Sturgeon was too kind. 'Yes, but I think some people should be offended.' -- John Cleese (on whether he thought some might be offended by Monty Python) |
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#5129
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]Can I use a sawfish instead?[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]Wrong answer. Down you go.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]Lightening Round[/color ost_uid0]
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#5132
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]ZAP![/color ost_uid0]
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#5133
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]You look so electric[/color ost_uid0]
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#5134
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]You are [i ost_uid0]so[/i ost_uid0] grounded!/pun[/color ost_uid0]
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#5135
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]These jokes are so static.[/color ost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]It can only be cured by a little spritzy bottle.[/color ost_uid0]
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#5137
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]You must be my cure babe[/color ost_uid0]
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#5138
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]Cue lightening strike.[/color ost_uid0]
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#5139
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]Where is my thunder?[/color ost_uid0]
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#5140
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]Where is my hunter?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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