Group Adaptive Story - Like the onebyone story, only stranger.

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"...because someone has just hugged onto me and is not letting go" he finished.
"Really? Because I've just latched onto someone" said...[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]agent Mulder. The Elevator continued to fall. Then, all of a sudden, the elevator turned sideways and became a train. The train stopped at an empty station. The doors opened and everyone got off. Sitting on the bench at the station was Neo.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Happy birthday" he said to Mulder.
"It's not my birthday" answered Mulder, confused.
"Oh well, here's a present anyway" Neo said as he gave Mulder a package and walked away.
Mulder started to open the his present, but Aragorn stopped him.
"This is a [iost_uid0]Mysterious Package[/iost_uid0]" he said, "You can't open it yet."[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Who cares about that?" said Mulder in annoyance, and swatted Aragorn's hand away.
He opened the package.
There was a ticking nuke in it.
"What the-?!" he exclaimed.
"Oh, I'm extremely sorry--that wasn't for you. You're not John Sheridan, are you? It was for John. It's his birthday today. Here, where is he? Let me give it to--"


[bost_uid0]BOOOM![/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Everyone covered their ears because it was one of those loud annoying bombs, ya know, the ones that will yak your ears off. While everyone was recovering from the bomb, 1000 cloned Agent Smiths showed up and surrounded them all.
"You will all become part of my collection. Prepare to become me," said the Real Agent Smith.
"No, take me instead. You do not need to waste your time with these foolish mortals," said John.
"Very Well, prepare to meet your DOOM!"
Agent Smith attempted to take over John's Body.
"Hehe, the Borg tried to do the same thing to me," said John.

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See John installed a Hacker prevention program that keeps Hackers from altering his code. He also installed a Nukified Punch last week. The Following stunt should not be tried at home. This is a dangerous stunt.
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John gave the signal to Aragorn and ther others standing nearby to get on the train quickly. After the train left, John looked at Agent Smith and began to laugh. He then threw his Nukified punch, which knocked out Agent Smith clean out of his shoes, wiped out all the clones, and pretty much everything else within 10 miles. John looked around with a smile on his face.
"Is that all you got?" asked Agent Smith.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Things blew up.



[bost_uid0]BOOOOOOM![/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Agent Smith flew far and fast, landing at Mobil Ave Station.
"Wow, that was a fast way to get from station to station," said Agent Smith. Holding his head, he called John on his cell phone.
John picked up. The operator said, "You have a long distance phone call from an Agent Smith. Will you accept?
"Yes," said John, trying to hold back his laugh.
Agent smith asked, "John, is that all you got? I think this scene just went over on the budget. If we continue this scene, we will have to call in 17 to do the rest of the sound effects."
John said, "I will be right over. Don't go anywhere."[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]...of course, John didnt make it.
Aragorn decided to kill John. Again. And then Gimli tried, too.
Agent Smith, all 1000 of them, where left at the train stations.
And then...three men came.Three men from British Columbia.
The Lone Gunmen. Assisted by Willow.
Together, they created a virus that killed 999 Agent Smith's.
But there was still one left.
Aragorn, Legolas, Tara, Neo, Eowyn, and Samwise all tried to kill him.
John even tried, and died again.
Something else was required...[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"... Nutella!" exclaimed 17 in exasperation. "I can't believe you lot were trying to create a supercharged specialeffectsoverloaded psuedokungfu fight scene without using [iost_uid0]any[/iost_uid0] Nutella!"[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"But we only have one left," said Neo.
"Only because you wasted the other 46 of them on John," said 17.
"Would you like us to use the last one on Agent Smith?" asked John.
"We have no way of deploying it. The last launcher got destroyed by some lazy person who forgot to take the cap off last time," said Aragorn.
"Well, what do we do then? asked 17.
"I know! I will deliver the last Nutella to Agent Smith," said John.
"Please don't blow yourself up before you get there," pleaded 17.
John delivers the package to Agent Smith.
"Cool, a package for me!" said Agent Smith.
He opens the package.
John said,"Yes, its a cool little bomb. All you have to do is press the red button."
Smith said,"Which one?"
John said,"This one."
There was a big explosion which will now be demonstrated by 17....[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Samwise, that wont work!" said Eowyn," I have a er, different plan".
"Whatever it is, let's do it!" said Legolas. So they did.
So, The Lone Gunmen and Willow turned Nutella into a computer program. Most people didnt know that Agent Smith's were allergic to the digital hazelnut code, but they did.
"But he wouldnt eat it!" said Samwise,"Darn shame, too!"
"Well, no, that's where Legolas going into the Matrix comes in handy" said Eowyn," He will use his excellent archery skills to fire a Nutella-tipped arrow at Agent Smith, which will then create an explosion only 17 can create".
So Legolas entered The Matrix and fired the arrow, which perfectly hit Agent Smith, and then there was a large...


(grr, someone had better post a large... or there will lots of MOOD) [/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]

[bost_uid0]Boom.[/bost_uid0]

[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"That didn't quite work out as it was supposed to," Legolas said.
Smith snickered evilly, and started multiplying like tribbles.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]The tribbles got mad at Smith and started attacking the clones. After awhile, the tribbles got tired of attacking the multiplying clones, so they decided to reprogram them to look like trees.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Everyone waited for the inevitable Chakotay joke.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Which didnt come. In fact, nothing came.
The Smith Trees were chopped down and replaced with Maple and Cedar trees.
Legolas and Eowyn discoverd they loved each other.
Somehow, possibly due a Tara magic spell, Eowyn became an immortal Elf, just like Legolas. They were wed in a quiet ceremony among the maples and cedars, with Aragorn presiding over it. Samwise and Frodo were the flower girls, owing to the fact that they were the only ones short enough to fit into the little dresses.
"It's just like a Christmas pantomime!" shouted Samwise.
"Yes, but what happened to the plot?" asked someone.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"The plot? It got recycled," said Chakotay. "Oh, and how do you like my state of the art log cabin made out of Smith trees?"
"I hate log cabins. I can't blow them down like I can a stick and straw house," said the angry wolf.
The wolf ran off to escape an angry pig mob.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]And John woke up.
"I had this terrible dream there where all these pigs chasing a wolf and I kept dying and...oh" said John,as he ran right into Aragorn. "So I do keep dying...I'm still here in the train station...with all of you..."
Aragorn was acting funny.
"Gee, since Legolas isnt around, he's on his honeymoon with Eowyn,wanna go hunt with me? Please? I wont kill you...I just want to do some manly stuff...if not hunting, how about darts? flower arranging? singing showtunes? PLEASE!" said Aragorn. "I really wanna do something with someone...all these people do is play with magic and computers..."
"I'll sing showtunes while prancing around a trainstation" said Neo Anderson.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]And he started singing "The Beautiful Occupation" in an amazingly upbeat manner.
Amazingly for him, that is.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Eowyn and Legolas returned, singing.
[iost_uid0]Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, I gotta love one man till I die, can't help loving that man of mine..."[/iost_uid0]
"See, I knew they loved men, not elves!" said Aragorn.
There was an akward silence.
John jumped off a cliff. Neo/Mr.Anderson did some Matrix moves to save him.
More silence.
"Well, something's gotta happen!" said Tara.
"Why dont you sing Brittany/Madonna style!" said Jack.
"Um...I can sing and dont have to fake anything" said Tara.
Willow was getting bored...and performed some magic...[/colorost_uid0]