Lara: Gee, thanks for the ride, mister.
Chopper Pilot: No problem. Care to leave a tip?
Lara: One second, let me disembark and move to a distance of 20 yards first.
Pilot: Wha--?
Helicopter: BOOM!
Lara: Gets 'em every time.
Lara: Wow, what a desolate hunk of ice.
Thug: Did you say desperate hunk?
Lara: No. Pow!
Thug: GAK!
Lara: Now then... a vehicle to traverse these frigid waters.
Inflatable Boat: Hop on in!
Lara: ....That's mildly disturbing.
Inflatable Boat: Here you are: RX-Tech Mines.
Lara: More mines? How original. Um... thanks for the ride.
Inflatable Boat: Care to leave a --
Lara: No.
Dr. Willard: Hello old friend. Care to give me my artifacts?
Lara: Which?
Dr. Willard: The ones I've been salivating over for years... the ones that will give me incredible power once in my hands... THE ONES --
Lara: I gotcha, just testing your sanity. You pass. Here.
Dr. Willard: Muahahaha! Later, sucker.
Lara: Methinks I just got shafted.
Elevator: No, but you're about to.
Lara: Argh! No more talking vehicles!
Mutant: Braawrr!
Lara: You're pathetic.
Big Mutant: BRAAWRR!
Lara: Eep!
Lara: Alas, one last huge level. Each previous last level has had its nifty bad guys; this year's candidates would be....
Giant Wasps: Yo.
Lara: What a sham.
Gigantic Mutant: BRAAAAAWWWWRRR!
Lara: EEP!
Lara: Aha, gotcha!
Dr. Willard: Wait, wait -- watch this.
(Dr. Willard transforms into a gigantic insect-thing)
Gigantic Insect-Thing: BBBBRR--
Lara: Alright, enough with the growl. POWPOWPOW!
Insect-Thing: Not gonna do it.
(Lara steals each of the 4 artifacts back)
Lara: Pow.
Insect-thing: GAK!
Lara: Wow, I really should learn to do business with a less slimy crowd.
Helicopter Pilot: Hurry, and you can still make it!
Lara: Whew, it's over!
Pilot: Not until you give me a tip.
Lara: ...Let's wait until after the flight, 'kay?
Pilot: Either you pay now, or we fly back to Nevada.
(Lara pays up at Ludicrous Speed)
THE END
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