Five-Minute "A Massacre With the Opposition"
by Zeke

Captain's Log: Yep, we're still in the Big Empty. I've started carving my boots.

Sam: Uh oh, a crisis!
(23 minutes later)
Sam: Whew, that was a close one.

Zero: ATTACK!
Anbar: *narrowly escapes*
Zero: CURSES!

Captain's Log: Still here. It's big. And empty. And what happened to my boots?
(The Anbar drifts along at Ludicrous Speed)

THE END

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