Five-Minute "A Just Cause"
Bashir: Aie. This nightmare is freaky.|
Dream Garak: Shyeah. Since when are you this melodramatic?
Barney the Purple Dinosaur: Let's pretend! Wheee!
Bashir: Okay, now I'm scared.
Lt. Aya Kato: Hello! Ha ha! My goodness, am I ever perky!
Ensign Vak: I like you, Doc.
Jake: Wow, free-floating camera lenses! Now I can spy on people! I wonder if this will become a plot device later?...Nah.
Jake: You wouldn't be trying to make me doubt this mission, would you?
Hart's Children: Dear Mom. Hurry back! Oh, and if you're wondering about the car, it was that way when we found it.
Captain Westfall: So, Doctor! Just casual dinner conversation here: were the Cardassians vaporized, or did the Jem'Hadar just hack them to death?
Hart: I shall now deliver a fully documented informative speech, complete with note card and visual aids. Ahem. "Federation good. Cardassia bad. Therefore, Bashir sucks. Thank you."
Hart: We're not evil. We're just misunderstood!
Westfall: Well, this sucks. Next thing we know, someone's gonna get badly hurt trying to escape.
Kirkland: Gripe gripe gripe. Moan complain. Are you getting all of this?
Aya: You know, if MacGyver were here, he could make a bomb out of a toothpick and a Snickers bar and blast us out.
Westfall: We escaped and we have guns! Ha!
Jake: Hey, Emily, can I use one of the ship's computers?
Bashir: Vak, can you regain control from the bridge?
Hart: By my cherished husband's unmarked grave, I shall never help you!
Bashir: Jake, allow me to declare that you rock. Now, are you sure you won't get to the war zone and panic?
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